what.

  • Jul. 22nd, 2009 at 2:31 AM
femmealunettes: (vhat the fuck? : Chekov)
Now, Dan Savage has said some weird and unnerving things in the time I've been reading Savage Love, his column, but something he said in today's column just fractured my brain.

this probably wouldn’t be legal, but they would sell a lot of DVDs: I think the Jonas Brothers should lose their hyped-and-pimped virginities to the Hanson Brothers. It’s not just the perverse symmetry of it all that appeals—two boy-bands-of-brothers coming together—but that the Jonas Brothers are now what the Hanson Brothers were then, and the Hanson Brothers are now what the Jonas Brothers are destined to become. They were made—manufactured—for each other. They belong together. A Hanson/Jonas six-way would bring the country together.


what.

just, seriously, what. I think Dan Savage is on the drugs I wish I could afford.

READING COMPREHENSION FAIL

  • Jul. 2nd, 2009 at 12:45 PM
femmealunettes: (*headdesk*)
Thank you, gmail, I needed a laugh that hurt my sides with the force of it.

Free C-Section Info Kit - www.csectionhealing.com - Get Your Free Kit Today and Learn How To Prevent Internal Scarring.


I totally read "Free C-Section Kit". Like, DIY.

Whaaaaaaaaat.

act now!

  • Jun. 29th, 2009 at 3:33 AM
femmealunettes: (*LOL*)
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

stolen from [livejournal.com profile] kikkirhodes, who got it from Texts From Last Night



oh, man, the luls last so much longer in the middle of the night!

he's totally making siren noises or something

  • Jun. 11th, 2009 at 10:53 PM
femmealunettes: (ARGH DAMMIT FUCK : Spock)


I don't even know, you guys. I don't know.





But I'm not sorry.

And neither is Neil or Elmo.

ohhh, most inappropriate icon ever

  • Mar. 15th, 2009 at 8:48 AM
femmealunettes: (relax. I do this all the time.:Chef!Gabe)
So, in that last post I linked to books that looked like they were photoshopped?

One of those books was "Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes"

It did not take much effort to find this book online, complete with a "look inside!" feature. Please allow me to share an excerpt:



Yup. Go ahead, look at a couple of recipes. I dare you.

Oh wait, this is important too!



It doesn't come with nutrition facts, though...

I CAN'T HELP IT, HERE'S A RECIPE. HINT: USE REAL RUSSIAN SEMEN FOR AUTHENTIC TASTE

hey man, there's a beverage here )

the difference between generations...

  • Mar. 4th, 2009 at 2:23 PM
femmealunettes: (high five Turtle! : Matt)
My mother sent me an INSPIRATIONAL EMAIL with this image. The subject line of the forward was "God parting the sky"



All I see is goatse in the sky.

my eyes!

  • Dec. 16th, 2008 at 8:23 PM
femmealunettes: (yes they did! : Obamas)


RuPaul as both Michelle and Barack Obama.


oh god, what else can [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt find to weird me out with?
femmealunettes: (can I catch a break already? : Hiro)
Just in time for the holiday season, it's a whole book of recipes that no one else will serve at their parties! oh my god you have no idea how hard I laughed at just the idea of this, actually seeing recipes out of it just put the (special-ingredient) icing on the cake. xD (be careful if you have a weak stomach... bahahahaha) Also, you can look inside the book on the lulu page... the last recipe had me laughing so hard I almost knocked my chair backwards.


This is last night's digital short from SNL... possibly the best techno-beat song ever.



The Justin Timberlake cameo makes it like a million times better! And the facial expressions... the lulz, people, I almost died from them.


and a touching melody about a slight problem.



Now that I've made some of you thoroughly uncomfortable, I'll go back to playing Peggle. :D

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