life, it's a funny old thing

  • Aug. 18th, 2010 at 11:12 PM
femmealunettes: (:O)
So... Jon got arrested.

Not just arrested. There was a stakeout and strategic sting operations in order to catch him, because apparently he burglarized a bunch of places in Plattsburgh. FOUR DIFFERENT TYPES OF POLICE were on the scene to arrest him: state police, city police, university police, and the county sheriff. He got caught in the act and REFUSED TO SURRENDER.

Here's the article in the Press-Republican.

Yeah, I'm not worried about getting a letter back from him any more. Moving forward without even thinking about glancing back, now.

....now I can honestly say I've slept with a felon. I don't think that's a good thing, but it's certainly interesting.

I'm making myself lol with the tags, at least...

UGH

  • Dec. 17th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
femmealunettes: (:O)
So I have a desktop computer that works fine. I really never needed a netbook of all things. I got it because I like little convenient portable things. I don't really use it. It's not faster than my desktop, I can't run anything on it that I can't run on my desktop, it's a stupid frivolous purchase I shouldn't have made in the first place because I don't even use it.

Rachael uses it.

Rachael uses it like she owns it, because now the entire thing is filthy with country music and pictures of her friends. She changed the desktop to a picture of her and her boyfriend! I don't even want to see what the bookmarks in Firefox look like. There's the little bit of music I ported over from Arthur, a couple of BBT eps, the Criminal Minds DVDs I ripped for my dad's friend, and the entire rest of the computer is Rachael.

I realize that this is my fault for letting her use it all the time, but. Ugh! I have never been so disgusted by a piece of technology I own. I know it's not Spock's fault that I can barely stand to use him now.

:( Is this freakish and possessive of me, or is KILL IT WITH FIRE the right response to finding Keith Urban and Taylor Swift as the most-played on iTunes? Because that's my instinctive reaction.

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you begin to wonder

  • Aug. 6th, 2009 at 1:46 AM
femmealunettes: (bees... SPACE bees. : Spock)
Julia and I went down to the lake post-convenience store, as we are wont to do, and we saw something I had never seen before.

Dragonflies. Doin' it. Not just one pair, but two pairs, one of which flew over to be next to the other couple. I definitely exclaimed "dragonfly foursome!"

It was... weird. Hilarious and weird.


I went to bed early, and as soon as I finish this glass of water, I'm going back to bed. Bloodwork as soon as I can in the morning, and then shamelessly begging for Dunkin Donuts on the way home. :x I finally found a way I can drink coffee, I'm going to exploit it. (double light, double sweet, on ice. mmm.)

Oh, in answer to that meme: Everyone who guessed number three was right, damn all of you! It wasn't during, it was just after, when I was running across the hall naked (it was a suite, okay, not an open dorm hall, and my door was right across from the bathroom) and my suitemate walked in with her boyfriend. I was MORTIFIED. (and then he dumped me the next day, and I am still sullen over that, because it definitely had an effect on my already-fragile mental state.)


ANYWAY. I'm going to write vampire fic tomorrow, and it's going to be awesome awful probably hilariously bad, because I can't take vampires seriously any more. But maybe it won't suck! And maybe I can get something finished, that or any of the other things I have going. -_-

Uh... Spock is a space beekeeper. Fear the space bees. Goodnight.

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WHAT

  • Jul. 31st, 2009 at 12:11 AM
femmealunettes: (but here's what really happened)
ohmyfuckinggod.

my sixteen year old sister just walked into my room and said "if I give you the money and buy you weed for life will you buy a morning after pill?"

I cannot even explain what happened to my face but my heart plummeted to the basement, no lie.

THEN she explained that it's for her friend Taylor but oh fuck, I almost had a heart attack just now you guys.


ohgodohgodohgod.

now I just need to find out if NY has parental notification laws... cause it's not like I've ever needed to use any emergency contraceptives, the handful of times I've actually gotten laid involved condoms.


fuuuuuuuuck, my heart rate is still ridiculous.


eta: okay, got it sorted, even found the cheapest place to get it (a grocery store, I am so getting a pint of Ben and Jerry's for doing this) and I'm going first thing when I wake up tomorrow.

I am so, so glad that both my sisters (as far as I know, and I'm afraid to ask Rachael) are virgins.

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femmealunettes: (you've got to be shitting me : McCoy)
Random and possibly brain-breaking thought:

Hawkeye Pierce and Leonard McCoy could totally be BFF.

Think about it for a second.

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pole dancing for King Kong?

  • May. 28th, 2009 at 7:29 PM
femmealunettes: (coffee break : Sylar)
What happens when you get Godzilla aroused?



As ZQ found out.... the biggest comeshot ever.


NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE.

JUST. WHAT.

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BAKING FAIL, MOTHER

  • Mar. 8th, 2009 at 7:18 PM
femmealunettes: (relax. I do this all the time.:Chef!Gabe)
MY MOTHER.

OH MY GOD MY MOTHER.

I SAID "WHERE IS THE CREAM CHEESE" AND SHE SAID "CHECK THE FRIDGE DOOR"

THAT IS NOT CREAM CHEESE

IT SAYS RIGHT ON THE PACKAGE

"1/3 LESS FAT THAN CREAM CHEESE"

WHAT IS THIS NEUFSCHATEL CRAP AND WHY DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MAKE FROSTING OUT OF IT



YES I DO THINK THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE YELLING BIRD SITUATION

ALSO APPROPRIATE TO CRY


ALSO I BURNED MY THUMB AND GRATED MY MIDDLE FINGER


THESE CUPCAKES BETTER BE AWESOME

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my rage, let me show you it

  • Mar. 2nd, 2009 at 4:30 PM
femmealunettes: (~*~BITCHFACE~*~ Sylar-style)
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK.

I have posted about my missing hat, right? How I dropped it at the counceling center on a Tuesday and no one ever saw it again except one lady who worked there picked it up and brought it into the office and then it vanished?

IT WAS THROWN AWAY.

I am SO FUCKING MAD about this. For one, is it really a bright idea to throw away things that belong to mentally unstable people? They're lucky I'm not a violent type. If I were a sociopath, I would have tried to set fire to someone. For two, WHO THROWS OUT BEAUTIFUL THINGS? I would be more at peace if someone had taken it home or if it had been given to another patient! For three, the lady said "We held onto it but no one came back for it." SIX DAYS, BITCH. I WAS BACK IN SIX DAYS, YOU DIRTY STUPID CUNT.

*breeeeeeeathe*

So. For the sake of reacting in an emotionally healthy and mentally mature way, I am writing a letter to the director of Cayuga Counseling, suggesting that they keep a lost and found box, and perhaps hold onto things for a month, and maybe let counselors look through it to see if they recognize anything that belongs to their patients.

BECAUSE THE POLICY RIGHT NOW IS FUCKING STUPID.


Okay. I'm okay. I got new shampoo and conditioner, and a bag of Skittles, and I am okay. (but PISSED. but okay.)

reaching critical mass....

  • Feb. 4th, 2009 at 12:12 PM
femmealunettes: (This is an outrage! : Mighty Boosh)
...you guys, it has reached the point where about 80% of the covers I download from blogs, I already have.

I'M RUNNING OUT OF NEW COVER SONGS.

:O

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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you fight, we break up, we kiss, we make up

  • Nov. 23rd, 2008 at 7:38 PM
femmealunettes: (*facepalm*)
I just accidentally saw a spoiler for Heroes 3x12. I have one thing to say.


WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL MY SOUL, HEROES?

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EWWWWWWWWW

  • Nov. 23rd, 2008 at 2:56 PM
femmealunettes: (>O)
OH MY GOD.

OREO CAUGHT A SQUIRREL

AND SHE ATE THE ENTIRE THING

EXCEPT FOR THE HEAD AND TAIL

WHICH ARE NOW ON THE PORCH

refreshing my memory, ftmfw

  • Nov. 21st, 2008 at 1:15 AM
femmealunettes: (absolutely gobsmacked : Ianto)
hohmygod.

How did I ever forget how completely fucking gorgeous Jensen Ackles is?

freckles.

and those EYES.

and his lips.

and, just, UNGH.

This is my call for all you lovely fangirls to provide me with pics and fics, plz? :D Just give me spoiler warnings so I can put some of them off.

God, I've only watched an ep and a half and Dean is making me wibble and tear up. Dammit, Winchesters, stop being too awesome for me to cope with.


eta: Tonight, I saw one of the most bizarre, wrongly hilarious things I have ever seen... Sims having buttsex. Talk about surprise buttsex, I had no idea they could do that... and I kind of wish I still didn't know. O.O What. the fuck. is the world coming to.

ETA^2: [livejournal.com profile] court_jesster has MENTALLY SCARRED HERSELF by clicking that link, so DON'T DO IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CONFUSED, SHOCKED, AND POSSIBLY SICKENED. ...also, I would like to clarify that I DID NOT MAKE THIS, OR ENCOURAGE IT. But misery loves company, so the link is staying. xD

the roof, the roof is on fire

  • Nov. 16th, 2008 at 8:54 AM
femmealunettes: (absolutely gobsmacked : Ianto)


The Plattsburgh Comfort Inn burned, baby, burned up yesterday.

That's pretty intense. I have friends who worked there. My brother used to work there for years, as did George. And I only got to eat at that Perkins once! Lame.

I mean, lame for larger reasons than that, obviously.

The PR shots are all right, but they lack an "after" picture. Someone from the 'burgh hook me up with a photo of the wreckage? You know, to show the family.

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Not. On.

  • Nov. 10th, 2008 at 10:00 PM
femmealunettes: (>O)
Whaaaaaatthefuck.

Heroes. You are so far on notice, you've almost looped around to not being on notice any more.

That was.... a comprehensive yet LAME way to tie together and explain some backstory, and it didn't even hit on the single question I cared to have answered: where the fuck does Gabriel fit in the line of Petrelli babies and how did his disappearance go unnoticed or uncommented upon?

No. This just a) opened up more questions and b) made me hate someone I loved.

ARGH. And the ending SUCKED too.


;_;

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Jul. 30th, 2007

  • 1:32 PM
femmealunettes: (bringing sexy back : Justin)
I just had a really weird thought. Mostly because I'm listening to this song, but.

...what if Britney Spears had married Justin Timberlake? Would that have kept her from turning into a trailer-trash poster girl?

Hell, that might have caused the cure for cancer to spontaneously appear, if they had. And now we'll never know.

I'm seeing a pop Camelot, people. I think I might not be mentally sound right now.

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warning: end of the world ahead

  • Mar. 2nd, 2007 at 1:42 AM
femmealunettes: (a body at rest : Joe Trohman)
You guys, this weather is getting so scary. D: I keep thinking about, like.. how my parents want the end times to come. And how a lot of really crazy people do too. And then I wonder if they're right and this is all just leading up to something that I'm scared of even though I don't believe in it.

I don't know. I get a lot of fatalism out of having that mindset around me because it seems like people who don't even believe it want to live that way, like we can just do whatever we want and it won't matter in a generation or three because hey, the world's going to end.

I'm not being morbid, I'm just saying... the weather's been freaky-weird all over lately. And sometimes I think about how things might just be too fucked up to go on in some ways and I don't know how the world's going to adapt and change and either accommodate and fix or ignore and let decay these things that are so wrong.

I'm a fucking bleeding heart is kind of what I'm saying. If god's vengeful enough to have the Earth go nuts then... I don't know. Not a caring god. Which doesn't fit with my view of the world as an ultimately fair thing.

I'm a heathen D:

And I don't know why I'm going off on this when I've been writing nothing but the usual gratuitous pr0nography but maybe it's just forcing my serious thoughts to clump up. Like kitty litter. xD Scoop.

Amber and Kevin say hello to the internet. :D

I got very nauseous from watching Guitar Hero earlier, and I'm still a little woozy. x.x Bedtime for a Dani.


(p.s. isn't there something in revelations about young generations prophesying? I don't know if that's massively inappropriate to say and I know people have been predicting the end of the world basically since the disciples, but.. I don't know. I'm probably going fucking nuts anyway. xD)

Nov. 27th, 2006

  • 8:39 PM
femmealunettes: (I really suck and that's sad.)
In place of writing a quasi-suicidal LJ post, I am going to write alien abduction fic.

Hey, it's cheaper than therapy.

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femmealunettes: (*slaps a bitch*)
This makes me feel sick to my stomach.

So we can afford to send our troops to war, keep them there long past their time because no one else wants to go take their places, harp on and on about "freedom" and "liberation" and "democracy"... and we can't only not supply them with body armor, we can't even feed them?

What. The. Fuck.

I don't even know what to do about this. Here I am bitching about social services. No wonder the government can't help people, they can't even take care of their soldiers.

concert in a nutshell:

  • Nov. 19th, 2005 at 1:44 AM
femmealunettes: (hello there.. : Ville Valo)
*orgasms*

more of an update when I, you know, regain feeling in the rest of my body.

ohgodvilleandbamandbamandvilleandsingingandhot.

ohthehot.



(also, I think an old black guy on the subway thought Julia and I were lesbians; he said we were "so beautiful" and "femininely beautiful" and went on to some shocked-looking Asian kid about how to apporoach women like us. *_* Um, WEIRD.)

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