you twits.

[femmealunettes]

has I been a twit today?

• 12:23 Dani vs. Litterbox, round four: after taking a slugging from the outset, the Bespectacled One finally defeats the box full of crap and clay. #

o hai, dis haz bn LoudTwitter

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[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

Having only just begun my foray into cat ownership for the first time in my life, I for some reason thought that, because cats poop all nice and neat in a box, clean up would be similarly simplistic. This is false. Not only does it clump together in ginormous mountains of gravelly poo, but the cat doesn't understand the meaning of "wipe your paws", so I end up having to vacuum at least every other day.

Conclusion: CATS ARE JERKS.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Back when I lived with my parents, our cat was indoor-outdoor, and she took her bizniz outdoors. God, I miss having a cat that didn't shit inside and make a stinkbomb out of a house.

TRUER WORDS HAVE RARELY BEEN TYPED.