mom, I can't get the blood off these dishes... oh, just put them through the rinse cycle again

[femmealunettes]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I gave perdiccas a kidney (1000 points). In November I helped omgimnaked across the street (6 points). Last month on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole beachkid's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (1696 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, speccygeekgrrl

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Super-sweet! I am a benevolent dictator with one kidney! xD

It is too damn early for me to be awake, but I am, so I am going to make that links post and clear out everything (except fic I haven't read yet, and things I'm working on... which is still half the stuff I have open) from my tabs bar. Also, my nipple is itchy, and that is really frustrating. D:

No categories, it's all pretty much in the realm of "weird shit and entertaining stuff"

24 Creative Future Deisgns is a pretty nifty look at awesome (but very improbable) possibilities in the future of green building and incorporating nature and sustainability into cities. Most of these look pretty dope, but kind of flying-cars futuristic, if you catch my meaning.

The lovely island nation of San Serriffe is the best. typography-related. april fool's day. joke. EVAR. xD It was pulled off by the British newspaper The Guardian in 1977, and basically has never stopped being awesome since then. xD

Okay, now THIS is a weird fetish. A Japanese man was arrested for dumping beetle larvae on the floors of moving subways to freak women out. ....? seriously? whatever it is you're trying to do, man, ur doin it wrong.

Angelina Jolie is knocked up again, apparently? Okay, if I was married to Brad Pitt, I'd want to fuck like bunnies too, but seriously, Angie, give your uterus a rest!

Question: Chocolate Jesus. DELICIOUS, SACRELIGIOUS, or SACRELICIOUS? All I can think about is how with gummi bears, I used to bite off each limb, and then the head, and then eat the body... "I want Jesus' arms... you can have his feet." "But I want to eat the crown of thorns!"

The White House Puppy will not be a "girly dog" according to the president-elect. ANY dog is going to look like a girly dog next to the pitbull he has for Chief of Staff. xD But I have to say, I am very glad that the First Dog isn't going to be something ridiculous like a Pom-a-poo or whatever the fuck the toy dog combination of the month is.

JJ Abrams, stop cheating and plagiarizing yourself! Look, Cloverfield sucked, please don't stick that monster IN SPACE and make the Federation have to deal with it. You jackoff. x.x

This is a good way to settle the "who's bigger" debate definitively: Condometric, the condom with a ruler marked on the side! Available in centimeters and inches! xD It's good to know that the ink won't rub off.... and they're only available on teh internerd.

Big-ass stars caught on camera, and I don't mean Jorge Garcia. Hubble points out, awesome pictures come in. A star orbiting another star! A sweet-looking triple-star cluster! I wish this picture was wider, it would make a SUPER-AWESOME wallpaper. \o/

Okay, there's a movie being made about Allen Ginsberg's obscenity trial over "Howl" and nobody told me about it? JAMES FRANCO is playing Ginsberg? wtflolok? I am not sure what to think about this, so I will hold my tongue for now. but I will be keeping an eye on this, gentle readers.

Comics can make you smart! The Stuff of Life: A Graphic Guide to Genetics and DNA is a nonfiction look into the world of genetic science, and holy crap that is so cool! I want one! it's like a crash course in Mohinder Suresh-ology, in Ninth Wonders form!

Move over, Emily Post... what's the etiquette on serial killer-inspired dinnerware? Dexter-themed dining room set is both creepy and wicked neat at the same time. My personal favorites: the mutilated silverware and fingerprint-bearing wineglasses. And the blood/cells/brain-style glass art is too cool for words.

....wow, I still have like 20 tabs open. I should... get on those... yeah.