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femmealunettes) wrote2009-05-22 04:32 pm
femmealunettes) wrote2009-05-22 04:32 pm
bitches don't know about my mom
Mission Get Stuff Done: resounding success!
Now, for those of you new to this program, I am the daughter of two pastors. Today, no one could tell because my mother was swearing like a frat boy at the traffic. She dropped "douchebag" at least three times, called several people bitches, just, all out. I was laughing so hard. My mother, ladies and gents, she's a wonderful, giving, loving person who would offer you the shirt off her back while calling the people who took YOUR shirt inconsiderate fuckwits.
:D
We're seeing Night at the Museum 2 at the drive-in tonight, so we rented the first one so Julia and Mom can see it. Also scored: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. WHALES, BITCHES. YOU LOVE THE WHALES, DON'T DENY. I tried to convince her to get all of them and marathon with me, but she shot me down. Cold.
My to-do list is almost blank! Now I need to get some windex and clean it off before starting anew.
wooooo~~~~
Now, for those of you new to this program, I am the daughter of two pastors. Today, no one could tell because my mother was swearing like a frat boy at the traffic. She dropped "douchebag" at least three times, called several people bitches, just, all out. I was laughing so hard. My mother, ladies and gents, she's a wonderful, giving, loving person who would offer you the shirt off her back while calling the people who took YOUR shirt inconsiderate fuckwits.
:D
We're seeing Night at the Museum 2 at the drive-in tonight, so we rented the first one so Julia and Mom can see it. Also scored: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. WHALES, BITCHES. YOU LOVE THE WHALES, DON'T DENY. I tried to convince her to get all of them and marathon with me, but she shot me down. Cold.
My to-do list is almost blank! Now I need to get some windex and clean it off before starting anew.
wooooo~~~~