I'll read any story up to 5000 words, as long as you're the author or you have express permission from the author for me to do it. (I actually can't do most of my own stories, because I can't read porn out loud without breaking into really immature giggles, and the great majority of what I write is porn!)

I don't know how to make it work without a paypal account... the instructions are laid out in the profile page for the auction, hope_in_sight, and I don't know if there's a provision for paypallless people. I'm not going to see the money, it goes right to megmatthews20.