epic fail.

[femmealunettes]

Goddammit, I got like the worst possible bingo card I could have gotten.





There is literally not a single line that doesn't contain something I am disgusted by. The worst line of all is the second from the top, but every single one has something that makes me go "ew."

:(

Okay, here is the card with everything that squicks me crossed out:



That leaves in several things that I strongly dislike but can find something to do besides write fic about, so I actually have a couple of possible bingos. And the sooner I finish one, the sooner I can ask for a better card.

Comments

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Out of all the something-like-100 kinks possible, I think every single one I object to is on this card. Or most of them are, anyway.

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

Great time to try out the clusterfuck method of fic writing where you combine about a million things into one?

For example, if Mozzie ties Neal to the bed, kicks him in the junk, then pees on him, while Neal silently hammers one out with a bloody octopus in his hand, you can fill the bottom row and the middle column in one fic!

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pretend I never read this comment, because otherwise I'm just going to start crying.

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[asimaiyat.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL bloody octopus.

(apparently I am more depraved than speccy.)

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

If Watson wears a maid outfit and licks Holmes' boots while Holmes beats him with a squid, does that count as a bingo for the entire first column?

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

No, because the whipping/flogging has to be done with an actual whip/flog/crop of some kind. But Holmes does own that riding crop...

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

He's got two hands, doesn't he? Double fisting ftw, I smell one-and-done bingo (and two innuendos in one sentence).

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Where would a Victorian gentleman acquire an octopus, anyways?

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

If it's somewhere he can get slashed with an blade fashioned from ice, the entire top row could be wiped out in one shot.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I don't know what kind of drugs you're on, but I want some of them.

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

♥ just trying to help, doll.