epic fail.

[femmealunettes]

Goddammit, I got like the worst possible bingo card I could have gotten.





There is literally not a single line that doesn't contain something I am disgusted by. The worst line of all is the second from the top, but every single one has something that makes me go "ew."

:(

Okay, here is the card with everything that squicks me crossed out:



That leaves in several things that I strongly dislike but can find something to do besides write fic about, so I actually have a couple of possible bingos. And the sooner I finish one, the sooner I can ask for a better card.

Comments

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. I am so not into most of it. :(

I don't have any fandoms with a legitimate way to do tentacles, so it's picspam for that particular square if I do it.

[dorian-mauve.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's really tough. Someone prompted it on the Kick-Ass kink meme a while ago and I remember being flabbergasted - that's just not a kink that works in many fandoms.
Star Trek's had some legit tentacle representation in porn, though.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

ah, that's true. I haven't written Trek in a long time though, and I'm all about pairings in that fandom, not so much person/random tentacled alien.

[dorian-mauve.livejournal.com]

Understandable - Trek does seem to bring that instinct out in people. :]