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There is literally not a single line that doesn't contain something I am disgusted by. The worst line of all is the second from the top, but every single one has something that makes me go "ew."
:(
Okay, here is the card with everything that squicks me crossed out:
That leaves in several things that I strongly dislike but can find something to do besides write fic about, so I actually have a couple of possible bingos. And the sooner I finish one, the sooner I can ask for a better card.
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crushed
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Also, "watersports" could potentially be used as the OTHER meaning of watersports. As in jet skis and towing a tube behind a boat.
As for the others... Could accidental humiliation work? Case in point, I was at a water park with my best friend and her husband on Sunday and he popped wood in the wave pool. Extremely embarrassed, but he stayed waist-deep in the water until it went down. Not sure about blood play or genital torture.
They specifically said you can't be clever about the definition of watersports that way. :/ Otherwise, I'd be fine with it, because writing about people having sex in water is fine with me, I just want nothing to do with urination.
There's really no way I could make humiliation any more palatable to myself because I have such a strong aversion to it. I'm willing to say that my embarrassment squick is just as big as my watersports squick, and that is a huge effin' squick.
Can you contact them and explain that there's no way that you can get a Bingo on this card, given that there's a major squick in every possible configuration? That's honestly what I'd do, but I'm also a kinky ho.