ish kay la lauder dah?

  • Mar. 10th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
femmealunettes: (? : Brittany)
Okay, this is SUPER BIZARRE but also kind of hilariously awesome. Through a chain of people that stretches back to Dreamwidth user box_in_the_box, this "Italian parody of a 60s/70s pop song is sung entirely in gibberish designed to sound like American English. If you've ever wondered what other people think Americans sound like, this is it."

My brain was desperately trying to make words out of the nonsense. xD At least we got an occasional "all right" which, I guess, is very American?

just hung in the air

  • Aug. 11th, 2009 at 9:31 AM
femmealunettes: (*rofl*)

okay so I found an archive of Trek fic back from when the only place to post was like alt.enterprise.fiction or whatever, and



I used to think these stories were awesome, even the ones I remember as being great are AWFUL




clearly you are internet-blind, sir

  • Aug. 4th, 2009 at 5:58 PM
femmealunettes: (adrenaline junkies. : Kirk/Sulu)
Guy Ritchie's plan to put a gay spin on the relationship of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson in his new movie about the detective and his sidekick could backfire. Robert Downey Jr., who plays Holmes, has revealed the crimebuster will sleep with and have sweaty grappling scenes with Watson, played by Jude Law, in "Sherlock Holmes," due out Christmas Day.

"There's not a seething, bubbling hunger to see straight stars impersonating homosexuals," Medved told us. [...] "Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Law make out? I don't think it would be appealing to women."

"Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Law make out? I don't think it would be appealing to women."

"Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Law make out? I don't think it would be appealing to women."

"Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Law make out? I don't think it would be appealing to women."

pardon me, I'll be in my bunk as soon as I get back from sickbay to have this gut I busted open laughing fixed.

eta: okay, sticking in a meme grabbed from [ profile] karaokegal

I love looking at people's icons, but I don't always *get* them--I often wonder stuff like, "Who's that guy?" or "Where's that quote from?" but I tend not to ask, for various reasons.

Here are my Icons

Pick one (or more!) you're curious about, and I'll try to explain it.


well, she's a good guesser...

  • Jul. 21st, 2009 at 4:23 PM
femmealunettes: (beating like a hammer : Spock/McCoy)
So while I was downstairs watching CSI, Julia was up here watching True Blood. When she came down for TMZ, she was lulzing, sat down on the chair and asked me, "So, in Star Trek, who do you think is boning who? And who tops?" I freaking plotzed, you guys. xD I had to ask if she meant TOS or the movie, whether she wanted who was popular or who I liked personally...

And then I came back up here to find Spock bending McCoy over a film canister.

My sister, ladies and gentlemen. xD


his pain brings me joy

  • Jun. 1st, 2009 at 4:34 PM
femmealunettes: (*LOL*)
I did not watch the awards on MTV last night. Julia made me aware of this.

That's Eminem getting a faceful of Sacha Baron Cohen's ass.


:D I don't even care if it was staged, that's still damn funny.

Someone even gifed ZQ's reaction:


still need an icon.

  • Mar. 18th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
femmealunettes: (...but who watches them?)
For the hell of it, Watchmen macros lifted right out of ONTD so you don't have to go there, and for my later lulz:

look at this fucking hero )


it's a small, small world

  • Feb. 21st, 2009 at 3:33 PM
femmealunettes: (fairy dust THIS; bitch. : Tina Fey)
I spent a decent chunk of yesterday doing this.

it's because Tippy is doing my harem AU >.> )

I need to get better at drawing if I'm gonna do this crap. >.>


femmealunettes: (anything you want you got it : Zane)

Best. Fandomsecret. EVER.


Apr. 17th, 2006

  • 6:35 PM
femmealunettes: (lol. : Prizon Break)
So ASIDE from writing bad poetry. Today has been fucked up.

Kristin tripped and got hurt and I... have no idea what to do for an injured knee, basically, but got to be all first-aid with the band-aids and Neosporin. Dr. Dani atcher service.

The chick next door is apparently a constituent of the Tyndall school of thought when it comes to musical bass (as loud and annoying as possible); Kristin and I got her to turn it off for almost 5 minutes by playing Japanese tentacle porn really really loudly. She's got it back on; I'm ready to launch a second attack.... okay, it's on. Let's see how long this takes.

xD Oh man. It's hilarious. Not even watching it, just hearing the girly yells and the threatening male voices. "Hayaku... hayaku! Ohhh, ohhhh, aaahhhh, ohhhh!" I'm dying.

And she stopped! xD We win again!

Oh wait... the battle rages on. MOO HAA HAA.

I got to see last week's Prison Break today, and all I have to say is pookies. Pookies ALL. (omgomgomgHaywiremypetcrazyisback!) I can't wait for tonight. Really really can't wait.

Why am I biting my nails again? I wasn't trying to grow them out or anything, but I haven't bitten them in a while, and now... all chewed off on the left. Sigh.


I think it's strange...

  • Jun. 24th, 2005 at 11:24 AM
femmealunettes: (a little out there)
Take the MIT Weblog Survey


xD I am in a stupidly good mood. SO good a mood. I'm perky and cheerful and all those things I wanted to be yesterday but weren't. I even have a headache but I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me! :D

I don't know why, I only got like five hours' sleep, but. Yes. HAPPY PUPPY FACE.

My day just keeps getting weirder and more funny, I don't know what's going on! I just had a crazy lady that volunteers here show me her hymn that she swears I inspired her to take up writing poetry and eventually her own hymns... and her poetry is really sophomoric but I don't know if I should be honest or kind. Hm.

And I've had three people compliment my shirt, which is WEIRD because hello, church secretary wearing a fishnet shirt (which is just because I don't have a lot of clean/organized laundry), but whatever! I'm cool. And pretty. Way too pretty to be working here with all the old guys ogling and making jokes. xD God, my life is so wonderfully stupid!

And I'm wearing a new BPAL today. Cairo. Which is "essence of holy Kyphi", which means nothing to me, but it smells nice. Incense and honeysuckle-ish. I like it. :D

AND OH GOD THE TYPING AND THE LISTS. I am at one with my workload. Even if I'd rather be doing other things. Like Wolves in the Walls. *shifty* Or other writing. You know. Stuff.

Okay, back to work, no rest for the wicked awesome. :D



  • Jun. 12th, 2005 at 10:08 PM
femmealunettes: (Red Sox: 'Tek heels-over-head)
So the hotel had a pond with ducks. BABY ducks, TEENAGE ducks (omfg teenage boy ducks are so funny looking, I tried to get them to quack to see if their voices would crack) and adult ducks of course. And there was a duck food dispenser there and for 50 cents I had ducklings eating out of my hand, letting me pet them. :D IT WAS AWESOME. I WAS THE WINNER OF DUCKS.

The van ride was soporific, more than usual. I made a mix and a half, wrote half a ficbit-- my skillz are lame today, everything I write is stilted, it sucks massively.

We stopped for lunch and the following ensued:
Waiter: May I top you off? *takes Mike's drink*
Mike: Sure, I've been topped before.
Dani: *SNORTFLAILcough* Hem. So, how about them Yankees?

And. Home. So hot, but good to be here finally, and I don't have to work tomorrow, and so much sleeping and friends-hanging-out-withing and STUFF. Yes.

Also. The first mix of the daily mixes will be up tonight. Sorry, [ profile] dirtier, I took "too young to die, too fast to live" and turned it into "self-destructing girls too good for this world". I hope you'll like it anyway. :3

(omg keep going Sox you beautiful bastards you)


Jun. 11th, 2005

  • 10:03 PM
femmealunettes: (lmao!!!eleven!)

My mom is watching some thing on intersexed babies on the Discovery Channel and they said "gonads"

Julia and I looooooooked at each other and immediately broke out into "Gonads and strife! Gonads and strife! Gonads and strife! Gonads in the lightning-- in the lightning!! In the RAIN!"

Sometimes my family is really hilariously cool.


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Today has been a thoroughly stupid day, in the "my life is far too stupid to go on" kind of way. I think it all started last night when three hick boys in a jeep started trying to convince Amber and Kristin and I to go out with them while we were driving to North Bowl. They just paced next to us and hollered something about how the kid tasted like white chocolate and we should 'break off a piece'. I yelled back 'no chance!' and they kept going straight when we turned into the bowling alley. It was just too weird. xD

Amber is a bowling shark, y'all. She got over 110 both games, which is sharky to me. xD I got a 72 both games, which means I suck, but I suck CONSISTENTLY. :D

And, yeah, you know what I thought about Queer Eye last night. (Pinstripes. Godsake, people.)

So today! I had my fashion sense insulted by an autistic eight year old (she laughed at me and said I didn't match. I do, but that's not the point, little kids are CREEPY.), I tricked Major George and have some kind of revenge coming to me that I'm really kind of scared about, and I made my first outgoing phone calls as a representative of the Salvation Army. (omg hate the phone.)

And this afternoon has been devoted to remaking my LJ, playing with S2 and adding fun stuff to my sidebar and basically mucking around with layers. Wheeee. I need a header image, or not need but want and would really like, but I'm too lazy/uninspired to drag anything into Photoshop... I can't write, I've got a block the size of a city block over everything more intensive than mindless comedy. *chips at it with an ice pick*

Later Amber and Kristin are coming over and there will be movies. (Dead Poet's Society! Yay!) And after that, I must pack for Pennsylvania.

...I was just in Boston, and now [ profile] maggiesox is there, and now that she's not in PA, I will be. Huh.

Oh! I tried Queen Mab today, and Harlot yesterday, and man, I love me some BPAL. Mab was kind of candyish, in my opinion, sweet despite the muskiness, and Harlot was just deliciously cinnamonrose, even if I'm told it makes me smell like a grandma. Bleh.

Yay for randomness! And customizability. *eats LJ with a spoon*


family affairs.

  • Jun. 4th, 2005 at 11:11 PM
femmealunettes: (tired)
Scene: My mother, two aunts (Deana and Amy-Beth) and brother are in the kitchen; I'm in the living room with my iPod on.

Deana: ...stop it, don't tell him that, you're embarrassing me!
Me: *perk, pause, walk in* Hello, what's embarassing?
Mom: Your grandmother's STD...
Me: *gape*
Dennis: *laughing*
Deana: No, really, stop it, you're going to traumatize the kids.
Mom: *laughing* Okay, Dennis, your grandmother NEVER had sex.
Dennis: Yeah, me neither.


:D SO hilarious.

I cried a little today. Partly seeing all my family really brought home my grandmother's absence; partly seeing my aunt Amy-Beth's rapacious nature come out when she's trying to dibs Grandma's stuff already; partly the Sox game. (Crushed. SO crushed.)

My cousins are... like, growing up. Billy said something older-brother and I almost died of shock that he was being responsible and stuff. (Then he proceeded to poke my flab, said "man made beer, god made weed, who do you trust?" and other idiocy.) And Dylan? Oh god, he's not even real. He's so quiet and calm and... fucking ZEN is what he is, I think his mom smoked a lot of pot when he was in utero, but he's really smart, too.

I'm related (distantly) to natural blonds. SCARY AS HELL WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? But it's all good.

The hotel we're in has a swimming pool, and I got a new swimsuit and shoes for the wake. (swimsuit for the pool. ambiguous clause that I don't care to go back and fix. HA.) I love swimming, even though I look like a small whale, omg the fat, it kills. And now my shoulder is really weirdly sore, not like exertion sore, but like ow I fucked it up somehow. :/ But, yay, pool! And stuff.

My family is huge and weird, and mostly Red Sox fans. xD And I'm tired now so offline I go!


  • Jan. 5th, 2005 at 4:10 AM
femmealunettes: (omgwtf!)



.....*sobs in a corner* the silver hair just means they have gravitas, not that they're old.... forty isn't that old anyway, mostly from 35 to 42 that's not old.... Jon Stewart is a perfectly acceptable fixation... liking the Daily Show reporters does not make me weird.... Keith Olbermann and Anderson Cooper are adorable with silver hair.... they're respectable sources.... I'M GOING TO DYE MY HAIR SILVER AT THE TEMPLES TAKE THAT YOU NAYSAYERS I LOOK LIKE MY MOM ALREADY ANYWAY

WAIT FUCK THAT I DIDN'T MEAN THE MEDIA (exclusively) I MEANT GTBIDC (at least a quarter responsible do we have a pie chart? no? okay) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

*rocks back and forth, clutching a newspaper and humming nightly news intro music*

*goes to sleep and dreams about headlines and breaking stories*


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