why do I do these things that I do?

[femmealunettes]

I just signed up for kink_bingo.

fml.

Whoa, I got my bingo card, and turn that fml into an ftw, I can do like all but four of these (amputee fetishism? no... no thanks.), three across bingos and three down bingos, and three postage stamps (one story containing all four boxes in one corner). Ambitious? Yes. But POSSIBLE is the point.

:3 ohdeargod what have I done.

Comments

[kikkirhodes.livejournal.com]

haha

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

ok, what does fml mean? i get ftw, but is it like "for motherfucking loss" or "for my life" or "flee my libido" or something? srsly.

:confused word nerd is confused:

[thevoiceofwrath.livejournal.com]

LOL! FML means 'fuck my life'

I have moments of 'what does that mean?' online, too. I feel your pain!

(flee my libido, FTW!!!)

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

Oh I'll flee your libido all right.

RIGHT INTO YOUR PANTS.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I would like to cordially invite you to a small informal gathering to be held immediately, located inside my trousers.

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

Starfleet-issue regulation trousers. :D

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid that today I am clad not in Starfleet-issue regulation trousers, but in trousers made of denim with a button fly. This should, however, facilitate the informal gathering, as said buttons will be excellent places for attaching decorations such as banners or balloons.

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

It's eerie because I hear his voice saying it in my head.

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

::MAKES OUT WITH YOU IN SPECCY'S JOURNAL::

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

You're invited to the gathering in my trousers as well, flee-er of libidos.

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

i do not flee libidos. You flee my libido.

::HAZ THREESUM::

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

MASSIVE ORGY TIEM.

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMGSQUEEEEE. <-- sound of fangirl orgy

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

*unf unf unf unf*

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

Or rather *bnf bnf bnf* if you're still into fangirlish sexins.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Squish squish squish?

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

*CACKLE*

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

ILUGUYS <3 even though i know you won't respect me in the morning <3

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

By 'respect' do you mean 'come back for more?' Because I totally will. :) <333

[thevoiceofwrath.livejournal.com]

This whole thread here just made me joygasm.

But, also kind of sad because I wasn't invited to the pants party. :*(

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

YOU AND YOUR MCCOY ARE MOST OBVIOUSLY WELCOME. <3333

[thevoiceofwrath.livejournal.com]

Weee...!!! Me and McCoy aren't going to have to do what Spock is doing in this userpic, then! <333

(BTW, I have an Alex/Lyle bunny on my massively long todo list that I haven't even started yet that I'm planning on dedicating to you and your awesome Alex/Lyle fics...! <333)

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

EEE. Dedications are nice! Thank you so much!

[thevoiceofwrath.livejournal.com]

I apperently don't have an 'I love You' icon. I should make one sometime. If I had one, I'd use it rite thar. <333

And, LOL, no problem! You're the person who made me first like the pairing! (You should totally go link your fics in lyle_style btw. There's not a lot going on there right now, but maybe your awesome fic would inspire other awesome Lyle fans to write awesome Alex/Lyle fic!)

[thevoiceofwrath.livejournal.com]

Hey, if it's something you want to do, it's all good!

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I know, I just like complaining. (Much like Bones.)

[thevoiceofwrath.livejournal.com]

LOL, I like complaining ,too. And Bones is mah favorite. Me thinks it's a birds of a feather sort of thing! XD

[elessar.livejournal.com]

I am excited for this! Thank you for linking me because oh god I am ambitious and am going to try to do one for each prompt but may end up chickening out on one or two.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Don't keep it to yourself, I want to see your card when you get it! We can cheerlead for each other!

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

Put a lampshade on that fucker and show how someone tries to make Claire their ideal amputee... and fails miserably.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I think I love you.

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

Can I make a request? Danko. Danko/Claire totally needs to exist. And you know he's a kinky kinky bastard.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

...oh god, as if he's not creepy enough, you go and suggest amputee fetishism to go with him. Gaaaahhhh. ._.

And you know, I'm the person who's written the most Danko, someone else needs to pick up the slack on that.

[dougs.livejournal.com]

> (amputee fetishism? no... no thanks.)

Oddly, I am (or was, a while ago) a BNF in amputee fetishism, both with fiction and with photomanipulation... and in the somewhat-related field of magician's-assistant fetishism. I sometimes feel a twang of disappointment that I'm the only LJist with magician's assistants listed as an interest.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I *knew* I'd seen some photomanips when I read that on the card, I couldn't recall where though! Yes, I remember being kind of weirded out but mostly impressed at your manip skills. :)

Have you tried the plural possessive? xD

[dougs.livejournal.com]

> The plural possessive?

Two magicians? Ewww, you're a sick individual. One magician, multiple assistants. It's the only way.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, more than one magician has assistants. What if I'm interested in this one's assistants AND that one's assistants?

[dougs.livejournal.com]

Surely that's a bit specific for a fetish.

...

Ah. I see what you mean.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I refuse to be teased with feathers that are any color but blue.

:D

[neshel.livejournal.com]

Kink Bingo sounds like fun... if only I could still write smut... *pouts*

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

If only I could write something besides smut... xD

[neshel.livejournal.com]

If only you could give me a bit of your smut inspiration and I could give you some of my other-stuff inspiration (though I must warn you, it's all over the place right now) and we could even out quite nicely. =D