I'm a daughter, not a fucking landscaper

[femmealunettes]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

MY DAD TOLD JULIA THAT IF SHE GOT ME TO MOW THE LAWN HE WOULD GIVE HER $30

HE

WOULD PAY HER

FOR ME MOWING THE LAWN

FML

(didn't do it anyway~~~ BUT STILL WHAT THE HELL)

Comments

[liasbuttissexy.livejournal.com]

I am a bad frand, because my first thought was "IN YOUR FAMILY THEY TRAIN THEM LIKE SLYTHERINS!" ...that is the only explanation I can come up with.





*possibly insensitive comment is...possibly insensitive.*

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Dude, you don't ever have to worry about offending me. I can laugh at pretty much anything, and THAT was HILARIOUS, for the record. xD

[liasbuttissexy.livejournal.com]

Heh, I've found it's often best for me to have some kind of semi-disclaimer, since I've long discovered that my judgement in these cases is often off. BUY YAY!

[kikkirhodes.livejournal.com]

I smell bullshit.
That is in no way fair.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I know, right? My dad's a dirty blackmailer. Trying to pit us against each other, that's low.

[havemy-heart.livejournal.com]

How is that fair? Will he pay you if you get her to clean the toilet? O.o

[elessar.livejournal.com]

Whaaaat. Shouldn't he be paying you for you doing the job and not her for convincing he? WHAT IS THIS LOGIC. IT IS NOT FROM EARTH. SPOCK FROWNS UPON YOUR FAILED LOGIC.

[fevervignettes.livejournal.com]

......WTF