femmealunettes: (*thinks hard*)
femmealunettes ([personal profile] femmealunettes) wrote2009-09-13 10:47 pm

can't brain, I have the dumb

The problem with botany is that it's a subdivision of biology, and I kind of hate biology. Clearly I did not consider this when picking classes.

*stabs cell theory, the cell cycle, and for good measure, cell phones, cell towers, cell blocks, and cellulite*

[identity profile] rtwofan.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Duh, lol.

I took AP Biology and Botany is my LEAST favorite part. The Calvin Cycle! Photosynthesis! NADPH+! Ugh, who cares about freaking plants to a microscopic level. We had to spend a month learning how plants make food. Whyyy...

[identity profile] original-tinks.livejournal.com 2009-09-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!

I remembered this.....totally hilarious class once!!! ROFL!

We were doing autotropisms...what are they. Right? And the teacher...*snarfles* asks this dude sitting at my table what is an autotropic organism....*dying*

The guy, was listening, but he was writing something so he was distracted...he's like, looking at his book "An orgasm that makes it's own food..."

The class goes dead silent. He repeats it!!!

"An orgasm that makes it's own food." I don't know if he thought no one had heard him or what! But...whoo, the teacher just ignored him(he was kind of the prankster type too so...that kinda struck against him=P credibility wise)! It was so funny 'cause finally he looked up and I mean, everyone in the class was just trying not to DIE!