epic fail.

[femmealunettes]

Goddammit, I got like the worst possible bingo card I could have gotten.





There is literally not a single line that doesn't contain something I am disgusted by. The worst line of all is the second from the top, but every single one has something that makes me go "ew."

:(

Okay, here is the card with everything that squicks me crossed out:



That leaves in several things that I strongly dislike but can find something to do besides write fic about, so I actually have a couple of possible bingos. And the sooner I finish one, the sooner I can ask for a better card.

Comments

[toestastegood.livejournal.com]

Tentacles! \o/

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

it wouldn't be fun if it was 24 things you already write about?

yeah i've got nothing.

[insomniac-tales.livejournal.com]

Could you get around it with the tricksy "something other than fic" method I'm using this year? Even if my whole damn card is icons I'm getting a bingo this year!

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

>_> I kinda grinned at tentacles too. Needs to be less guro!tentacle fic, I think. Although 'blades' just sounds...ominous.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Tentacles don't bother me.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone think I'm going to have a problem with tentacles? I was an anime fangirl for many years, tentacles are no big deal to me.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to with something, because there's no chance of me making a bingo if I try and play it with nothing but fic.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Out of all the something-like-100 kinks possible, I think every single one I object to is on this card. Or most of them are, anyway.

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

Great time to try out the clusterfuck method of fic writing where you combine about a million things into one?

For example, if Mozzie ties Neal to the bed, kicks him in the junk, then pees on him, while Neal silently hammers one out with a bloody octopus in his hand, you can fill the bottom row and the middle column in one fic!

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pretend I never read this comment, because otherwise I'm just going to start crying.

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[insomniac-tales.livejournal.com]

You can do it. You are a multiply talented kinkster!

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

Lol! Not saying you have a problem with them, I was just intrigued that they're on there. :) You have to admit, it's a kink that a lot of people will hesitate to admit to having, you know?

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

am i the only asshole that laughed when they realized the prompts that squick you form a cross?

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

Although maybe you could fill out the bottom row if you make the kinks milder? For animal play, you could do an AU where character one is cosplaying as a catgirl/boy and they forget to take their ears off? Or blades could just be finding it sexy that someone's holding a sword and looking badass.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, it's one that pretty strictly stays in the realm of fantasy unless you have a willing octopus on hand. xD I'd be more hesitant to admit to other things.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Probably.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm probably going to end up doing the bottom row or the last row, and animal play is definitely going to be a catgirl/boy icon set.

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

Ah, but the tentacle vibrator exists! (AND IT GLOWS IN THE DARK.)

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

All the best sex toys are luminescent.

[brighteyed-jill.livejournal.com]

Wow... That's a rough card. Now I'm nervous! Plus I am not as multi-talented as thou, so probably I'll have to make do with just fic, whatever combos I get...

But tentacles are awesome!

[savorvrymoment.livejournal.com]

I'll trade you out bloodplay and watersports for enemas and plushies? ;-)

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'd make that deal to make things easier on you, but it wouldn't make anything better for me.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm going to heavily rely on icons and picspams, I think.

[thirdsouthobbi.livejournal.com]

Random, but icon match!