epic fail.

[femmealunettes]

Goddammit, I got like the worst possible bingo card I could have gotten.





There is literally not a single line that doesn't contain something I am disgusted by. The worst line of all is the second from the top, but every single one has something that makes me go "ew."

:(

Okay, here is the card with everything that squicks me crossed out:



That leaves in several things that I strongly dislike but can find something to do besides write fic about, so I actually have a couple of possible bingos. And the sooner I finish one, the sooner I can ask for a better card.

Comments

[toestastegood.livejournal.com]

Tentacles! \o/

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Tentacles don't bother me.

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

it wouldn't be fun if it was 24 things you already write about?

yeah i've got nothing.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Out of all the something-like-100 kinks possible, I think every single one I object to is on this card. Or most of them are, anyway.

[insomniac-tales.livejournal.com]

Could you get around it with the tricksy "something other than fic" method I'm using this year? Even if my whole damn card is icons I'm getting a bingo this year!

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to with something, because there's no chance of me making a bingo if I try and play it with nothing but fic.

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

>_> I kinda grinned at tentacles too. Needs to be less guro!tentacle fic, I think. Although 'blades' just sounds...ominous.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone think I'm going to have a problem with tentacles? I was an anime fangirl for many years, tentacles are no big deal to me.

[thirdsouthobbi.livejournal.com]

Random, but icon match!

[shigogouhou.livejournal.com]

am i the only asshole that laughed when they realized the prompts that squick you form a cross?

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Probably.

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

Although maybe you could fill out the bottom row if you make the kinks milder? For animal play, you could do an AU where character one is cosplaying as a catgirl/boy and they forget to take their ears off? Or blades could just be finding it sexy that someone's holding a sword and looking badass.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm probably going to end up doing the bottom row or the last row, and animal play is definitely going to be a catgirl/boy icon set.

[brighteyed-jill.livejournal.com]

Wow... That's a rough card. Now I'm nervous! Plus I am not as multi-talented as thou, so probably I'll have to make do with just fic, whatever combos I get...

But tentacles are awesome!

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm going to heavily rely on icons and picspams, I think.

[savorvrymoment.livejournal.com]

I'll trade you out bloodplay and watersports for enemas and plushies? ;-)

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'd make that deal to make things easier on you, but it wouldn't make anything better for me.

[thirdsouthobbi.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity, does the act actually have to be DONE in the fic? Because you could, for example, have Character A bring up the subject of fisting and then it turns into a discussion about why Character B doesn't like it and won't do it.

Also, "watersports" could potentially be used as the OTHER meaning of watersports. As in jet skis and towing a tube behind a boat.

As for the others... Could accidental humiliation work? Case in point, I was at a water park with my best friend and her husband on Sunday and he popped wood in the wave pool. Extremely embarrassed, but he stayed waist-deep in the water until it went down. Not sure about blood play or genital torture.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

The kink has to be the erotic focus of the fic, so discussing it in a "yay let's go for it" way would work but not in a "no thank you" way.

They specifically said you can't be clever about the definition of watersports that way. :/ Otherwise, I'd be fine with it, because writing about people having sex in water is fine with me, I just want nothing to do with urination.

There's really no way I could make humiliation any more palatable to myself because I have such a strong aversion to it. I'm willing to say that my embarrassment squick is just as big as my watersports squick, and that is a huge effin' squick.

[dorian-mauve.livejournal.com]

D: That's a lot of bdsm/D/s-type stuff. Though yay, tentacles! If it's done well (which is so, so rare), that happens to be an all-time favorite kink of mine.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. I am so not into most of it. :(

I don't have any fandoms with a legitimate way to do tentacles, so it's picspam for that particular square if I do it.

[rtwofan.livejournal.com]

Haha wow, the things that squick you are surprising to me compared to stuff like animal play, foot fetish, and tentacles =O Though genital torture, watersports, and fisting DNW yo, totally agreed. Otherwise you're a pretty iron statue of anti-squick, I congratulate you. XD

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Animal play I'm not jazzed about, but I can get by it with catgirl icons, and catgirls are cute. Tentacles... like I said before, I've been an anime fangirl, tentacles are old hat to me. xD and I don't get what's squicky about foot fetishes! I don't have one, but I don't see what's so bad about them. I'm totally skimming by on that one with a toenail-painting fic, though. xD

[eridanie.livejournal.com]

That' not exactly the worst ever...... it could have some sort of feces kinks...?

Besides you could just do the horizontal middle one.. that's not so bad... the worst you'd have to do is a foot fetish!

What exactly is animal play? Ewwww do I even wanna know...? Eww No I don't think I do....

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

"wet and messy" is actually the square you use if (for some ungodly reason) you actually want to write scat. So yes, it is as bad as it could get.

Why does everyone consider foot fetish as such a horrible thing? Is there something about it that I'm not parsing? I mean, I don't have the fetish myself, but there's nothing so terrible about feet.

Animal play incorporates everything from animalistic behavior (growling, kneading, turning around three times before laying down, whatever) to things like puppy play and pony play to out-and-out bestiality. So it can be really innocent... or it can be really awful.

[perdiccas.livejournal.com]

It was kind of hurtful to see you calling a lot of my kinks "disgusting" and "ew". :(

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. Your kinks are valid and I understand that other people can find them exciting, but they are not for me.