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epic fail.

  • Jun. 1st, 2010 at 8:03 PM
femmealunettes: (*pout* : RDJ)
Goddammit, I got like the worst possible bingo card I could have gotten.





There is literally not a single line that doesn't contain something I am disgusted by. The worst line of all is the second from the top, but every single one has something that makes me go "ew."

:(

Okay, here is the card with everything that squicks me crossed out:



That leaves in several things that I strongly dislike but can find something to do besides write fic about, so I actually have a couple of possible bingos. And the sooner I finish one, the sooner I can ask for a better card.

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[identity profile] shigogouhou.livejournal.com wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2010 04:42 am (UTC)
If Watson wears a maid outfit and licks Holmes' boots while Holmes beats him with a squid, does that count as a bingo for the entire first column?
[identity profile] speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2010 04:45 am (UTC)
No, because the whipping/flogging has to be done with an actual whip/flog/crop of some kind. But Holmes does own that riding crop...
[identity profile] shigogouhou.livejournal.com wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2010 04:47 am (UTC)
He's got two hands, doesn't he? Double fisting ftw, I smell one-and-done bingo (and two innuendos in one sentence).
[identity profile] speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2010 04:48 am (UTC)
Where would a Victorian gentleman acquire an octopus, anyways?
[identity profile] shigogouhou.livejournal.com wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2010 04:50 am (UTC)
If it's somewhere he can get slashed with an blade fashioned from ice, the entire top row could be wiped out in one shot.
[identity profile] speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2010 04:53 am (UTC)
I don't know what kind of drugs you're on, but I want some of them.
[identity profile] shigogouhou.livejournal.com wrote:
Jun. 2nd, 2010 04:57 am (UTC)
♥ just trying to help, doll.

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