The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5- Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love/lust secrets.

1. Most of the people I am attracted to right now are in relationships... and most of them, I would totally be into having a threesome with them and their girlfriend. Except none of the guys think I'm hot and none of the girls are bisexual.

2. I am completely bored with masturbating. It's just not even worth staying up late to do it any more.

3. A great deal of my fantasizing just consists of things I wish I could find fanfiction about. (I'm just glad the Metalocalypse fandom is larger than the Venture Brothers fandom, I exhausted the VB fanfiction in under a week.)

4. Sometimes I have to sketch things out to keep track of what's going where when I write porn.

5. I found out last night that one of the boys I have a crush on is turned off by large breasts... so I have absolutely no chance with him ever, even if he breaks up with his girlfriend and I get over the fact that he's so much younger than me. (sigh.)

6. I also found out recently that someone I like has only ever been kissed once, and I really want to make an attempt on his virtue.

7. There is a sex toy party for Sex Collective this weekend, and I get paid on Friday, and I would really like to get myself something new and fun but I'm not sure if that will actually make masturbating interesting again.

The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5- Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love/lust secrets.

1. Whenever I look distracted, there is about a 90% chance that I am thinking about men having sex. (The other 10% is stuff I have to do, worries, zoning out, and thinking about heterosexuals or ladies having sex.) Slash is my number one guilty pleasure and has been for well over a decade now.

2. Chocolate. Not just chocolate, really good chocolate. Lindt truffles, especially, are a guilty pleasure. But I also like cheap chocolate-- I won't say no to a plain old Hershey bar. Right now I have a stash of about a half-dozen chocolate bars from different manufacturers (Lindt, Dove, Cadbury, one really expensive gourmet bar I shoplifted), half a box of chocolate-covered cherries, and one lone praline square from Lindt that I'm hoarding for a bad day when I need something delicious.

3. Blended coffee drinks. I get something from the cafe on campus every two or three days. My favorite is the Milky Way-- coffee, chocolate, caramel, and steamed milk. Om nom nom. I will also drink flavored coffee if I can't get a blended drink-- I really like Dunkin Donuts cinnamon coffee.

4. Marijuana. Not that I feel all that guilty about using it, but I probably should. It makes me happy and it doesn't hurt anyone, so I'm not going to stop using it.

5. Sleep. God, I would sleep all day long if I was given the chance, I sleep to dream and I love it. I dream about media I'm intaking, so last night I had a Metalocalypse dream. Like, a really weird, vaguely abstract dream that ended with the band washing up on the beach. xD

6. Good food. I don't get it often when I'm on campus, but that sushi night last week was fucking fantastic, I was so happy. I like cooking for myself, but I really like having good food served to me.

7. Adult Swim cartoons. Not all of them-- I fucking hate Aqua Teen Hunger Force and I thought Superjail was stupid-- but man, I completely adore Venture Brothers and Metalocalypse, and I do feel a little bit guilty for enjoying them as much as I do. (Combining #7 and #1 makes me twice as happy and three times as guilty.)

The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5- Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love/lust secrets.

1. DVDs. God, I always want more DVDs, even though I haven't watched all the ones I own now. Right now I really want the Venture Brothers DVDs.

2. An iPhone. Or just an iPod Touch that isn't all fucked up because mine has stopped loading apps for some reason.

3. Pants that fit me well. I only own two pairs that don't need a belt to stay up. (Which I suppose is the kind of problem you want to have, as opposed to not being able to fit in pants any more.)

4. Combat boots. Felix keeps boasting about how great his are, now I want a pair.

5. More Converse All-Stars. I would like a red pair and a purple pair and a black pair.

6. More weed, because I'm running out.

7. I don't know, I'm a fairly materially content person. More kinds of tea, I guess? I would like to make an order from Lupecia at some point.

The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5- Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love/lust secrets.

1. Homework, on time. I am really dropping the ball on Psycholinguistics. I would be tempted to drop it, but I need it for my major. :/ Which means I can't take it pass/fail, either. Sucky.

2. Clean my room. It's never filthy, but it's almost always untidy.

3. Do my dishes. I have no clean spoons... it would only take a few minutes to wash them, but I keep putting it off.

4. Finish crafty projects. I have a hat that needs hemming and has done for almost three months now, I have a half-finished drawing languishing in my sketchbook, I never finished a knitting project, I just suck at getting things finished.

5. Watch my shows. I am almost a full season behind on four or five shows now... :/

6. Keep up with my resolutions, apparently. I only made two podfics this month, I barely scraped four books, and I'm pretty much scrapping the eight movie and 10,000 word resolutions entirely.

7. Get over my stupid, pointless, going-nowhere crushes. Part of me doesn't want to, because I do derive a lot of happiness from simple things like just being around them, but part of me knows I need to because I'm never going to get into a real relationship if I'm too busy being hung up on unavailable people.

The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5- Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love/lust secrets.

1. Stupid assignments make me mad. Having to write papers that aren't interesting angers me.

2. People who refuse to listen to reason really piss me off.

3. People who are hateful make me feel hate toward them.

4. The jocks on campus really bother me sometimes. Mostly when I have to walk through a smelly cluster of lacrosse players, ew.

5. Being yelled at makes me angry and sad at the same time.

6. Not having enough money to do things I want to do pisses me off hardcore.

7. People who lack respect for others make me want to punch them in the face.

The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5- Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love/lust secrets.

1. A serious relationship. I am sort of desperate to have someone I can call mine, but I don't think it's going to happen any time soon.

2. An iPhone. I'd never be able to afford the plan, but damn if I don't want one anyway.

3. Artistic ability. I tried to draw today and it all fucking sucked. I want to not suck at art.

4. A 4.0. I'm never going to have one, but I still want one.

5. Ambition. Seriously, any ambition at all, just some drive to do something with my life. I just kind of picked a direction and I'm doing that because I can't think of anything better to do, but I'd like to feel some passion for it.

6. A brown fedora. I have a grey one and a black one, but none to match my brown suit. Alternatively, a brown bowler would do, but fedoras are cooler.

7. Long hair. I know the only way to get it is to grow it out, but it looks so terrible in the growing-out phase. I just want to be able to braid it again. I miss wearing braids.

The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5- Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love/lust secrets.

1. I am really smart. I do well in school without even needing to try very hard, most of the time. I understand things easily and I'm pretty good at synthesizing information. Also I'm an excellent bullshit artist when it comes to writing papers, most of the time.

2. I'm easy to talk to. People open up to me all the time, tell me their problems, come to me for advice or just to vent. I'm not sure how much of this is people taking advantage of a psych major and how much is just my personality being welcoming, but I like to think it's mostly me. And I do try to make myself available for my friends if they need someone to talk to.

3. I'm a good cook. I don't improvise much, but I can follow a recipe and turn out something delicious nine times out of ten. I'm also a pretty good baker.

4. I am creative, and I express this creativity in multiple ways. For a long time I considered myself a writer. I don't really think that any more-- I still write, but not nearly as much as I used to. I'm crafty, sometimes, and I like to sing, but I really really like to make podfics and people seem to think highly of the ones I make.

5. I have an interesting and unique sense of style. Nobody else on campus dresses like I do.

6. I have been doing a really good job of regulating my mood lately, except for Monday, but I know why Monday sucked. I'm good at identifying and rerouting bad patterns of thought, and I can mostly talk myself out of hating myself when that impulse arises.

7. My taste in music is awesome. Haters to the left.


It was REALLY hard to come up with seven things... :/ The rest of the week should be easier.