The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5- Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love/lust secrets.

1. Most of the people I am attracted to right now are in relationships... and most of them, I would totally be into having a threesome with them and their girlfriend. Except none of the guys think I'm hot and none of the girls are bisexual.

2. I am completely bored with masturbating. It's just not even worth staying up late to do it any more.

3. A great deal of my fantasizing just consists of things I wish I could find fanfiction about. (I'm just glad the Metalocalypse fandom is larger than the Venture Brothers fandom, I exhausted the VB fanfiction in under a week.)

4. Sometimes I have to sketch things out to keep track of what's going where when I write porn.

5. I found out last night that one of the boys I have a crush on is turned off by large breasts... so I have absolutely no chance with him ever, even if he breaks up with his girlfriend and I get over the fact that he's so much younger than me. (sigh.)

6. I also found out recently that someone I like has only ever been kissed once, and I really want to make an attempt on his virtue.

7. There is a sex toy party for Sex Collective this weekend, and I get paid on Friday, and I would really like to get myself something new and fun but I'm not sure if that will actually make masturbating interesting again.