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[femmealunettes]

"Neets," Carmela said, "I hate to tell you this, but there's another dragon down there."

DEAD LAUGHING.

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[asimaiyat.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about the lamb," he said when he returned. "I'll find you another."

I don't even.

[asimaiyat.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY I CAN'T COUNT. The actual ninth sentence is "We were the rebels without a cause and he was our sad Sal Mineo."

[dougs.livejournal.com]

It says "Thus we must throw ourselves on the mercy of our Divine Creator and Judge, looking forward with humble but Holy confidence to his blessed promises, by which means alone we hope to pass through the ark of our redemption into the mansions of eternal bliss and glory, into the presence of Him who is the Great I Am, the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End, the First and the Last."

There's an interesting take on the Means of Grace. Also, they go for really long sentences in this book.

[gaslightgallows]

"Other times you will decide that the time pressure which forced omission of the sequel in its natural sequence was so obvious--and his resulting action so inevitable--that no later rumination is necessary."

...o_O?

[db01-french.livejournal.com]

"And I'll jump on top of you" Kelly added.

Lolwut?! xD

Conbooks still count, right?

[bigkittywolf.livejournal.com]

"Fans can ask questions about the show and participate in a trivia challenge to win Prizes!"

Hmm... I am so good I have a show. NEAT!

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

This is an awesome meme. Possibly the best I've seen since "tell me why I'm going to hell." I'm saving it till I get home, since I'm not in a book rich environment right now.

[greyelveneyes.livejournal.com]

Yours made me lol SO DAMN HARD.

I got:

Assuming it must be broken, she drives back to town and exchanges it for a new one.

Which also made me LOL. XD