It's fun to make up words to songs! Cat-singing is almost as good as cat-dancing, and it gets Minerva to take her head out of my nose.
to everything, purr purr purr, there is a season purr purr purr, and a time for every kitty under heaven... a time to chase mice, a time to take naps. a time for treats, a time to scratch. a time to sit on the sill in the sun, a time to hide under the bed...Beh. Cat fur in my mouth. D: Longhaired cats are merciless when it comes to death by choking.
50 people looking for the Virgin Mary in the sun lose their sight. And this is why we pay attention to science, too! Come on, people, common sense here. If you want to see Mary, check eBay.
The 10 most bizarre military experiments. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, BAT-BOMBS! And the original Stargate program... with bonus Scientologists! Niiiiice. You know, I came up with this awesome idea involving ferrets to infiltrate buildings.. of course, I was
high off my face when I thought of it, but I could probably get work with the military anyway!
Obama sez:
"Are you freaking kidding me?" Um, I mean, he said that he won't take the vice-presidency, and he doesn't believe that the second-place candidate would have the stones to offer it to him. Gooooooooo, Obama!
"Cybersex experts" appearing on shows like Oprah... have never done the internet-dirty. Come on, people. I could be a better cybersex expert than that! I mean, I'm like a ten-year veteran! ...so I got started early. I was bored and precocious!
Brokeback Torchwood. It's not incredibly well-edited, but man, I love Brokeback trailer parodies. xD I would like it to be Wednesday now, I want more Torchwood kthx. (By the way, am I the only one who thought the most recent episode was HILARIOUS? I spent most of it giggling!)
Also,
Here's an interview with Gareth David-Lloyd, who is just cute as a button! And hey,
he's in a band (oh my god lwjlkfj;kl)... and I definitely ripped mp3s of the youtube performances I found. Anyone want those uploaded?
Food Court Musical! Just busting out in the middle of an actual mall food court! Oh, improv groups, you are so wonderful! I wish there would be a spontaneous musical at OUR food court. (
"They got... the mustard... OUUUUUT!" "they got the mustard out!")
My feet are cold! I have to find my boot slippers. They are the best slippers EVAR.