epic fail.

[femmealunettes]

Goddammit, I got like the worst possible bingo card I could have gotten.





There is literally not a single line that doesn't contain something I am disgusted by. The worst line of all is the second from the top, but every single one has something that makes me go "ew."

:(

Okay, here is the card with everything that squicks me crossed out:



That leaves in several things that I strongly dislike but can find something to do besides write fic about, so I actually have a couple of possible bingos. And the sooner I finish one, the sooner I can ask for a better card.

Comments

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

>_> I kinda grinned at tentacles too. Needs to be less guro!tentacle fic, I think. Although 'blades' just sounds...ominous.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone think I'm going to have a problem with tentacles? I was an anime fangirl for many years, tentacles are no big deal to me.

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

Lol! Not saying you have a problem with them, I was just intrigued that they're on there. :) You have to admit, it's a kink that a lot of people will hesitate to admit to having, you know?

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, it's one that pretty strictly stays in the realm of fantasy unless you have a willing octopus on hand. xD I'd be more hesitant to admit to other things.

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

Ah, but the tentacle vibrator exists! (AND IT GLOWS IN THE DARK.)

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

All the best sex toys are luminescent.

[thirdsouthobbi.livejournal.com]

Random, but icon match!

[moorishflower.livejournal.com]

OH GOD

NOW I KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM THANK YOU. <3

[thirdsouthobbi.livejournal.com]

LMAO, it's by Hollow Art :) The boy in the icon is Emile Hirsch.