epic fail.

[femmealunettes]

Goddammit, I got like the worst possible bingo card I could have gotten.





There is literally not a single line that doesn't contain something I am disgusted by. The worst line of all is the second from the top, but every single one has something that makes me go "ew."

:(

Okay, here is the card with everything that squicks me crossed out:



That leaves in several things that I strongly dislike but can find something to do besides write fic about, so I actually have a couple of possible bingos. And the sooner I finish one, the sooner I can ask for a better card.

Comments

[eridanie.livejournal.com]

That' not exactly the worst ever...... it could have some sort of feces kinks...?

Besides you could just do the horizontal middle one.. that's not so bad... the worst you'd have to do is a foot fetish!

What exactly is animal play? Ewwww do I even wanna know...? Eww No I don't think I do....

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

"wet and messy" is actually the square you use if (for some ungodly reason) you actually want to write scat. So yes, it is as bad as it could get.

Why does everyone consider foot fetish as such a horrible thing? Is there something about it that I'm not parsing? I mean, I don't have the fetish myself, but there's nothing so terrible about feet.

Animal play incorporates everything from animalistic behavior (growling, kneading, turning around three times before laying down, whatever) to things like puppy play and pony play to out-and-out bestiality. So it can be really innocent... or it can be really awful.

[lheena.livejournal.com]

This is neither here nor there, but since you've asked a couple of times - there's a couple of girls I know who are (for some reason) completely and utterly squicked forever about feet.

They have them, but still they're squicked if someone's feet touch theirs, they can't deal with the Pirates of the Carribeans disney ride b/c one of the pirate's feet hangs down off a bridge, like. no foot nothing. Ever.

I don't get it, but I know some ppl who are that way. (at least three)

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

That's just so weird to me. Feet are not a particularly objectionable part of the body.... then again, I don't really have body hangups, so maybe I'm just well-adjusted in this sort of thing. xD

[lheena.livejournal.com]

weird to me, too. I mean, I have feet! you have feet! this is not weird. things that squick, it doesn't matter if it's mine or someone else's, it's still gross.

[eridanie.livejournal.com]

awwwwww...ugh! I thought that was like water? or something else equally undisgusting... I'm naive >.>but I was enjoying it :( Just Eww...