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I celebrate Christmas, in a loose and nonreligious kind of way. I hate Christmas carols, I think most decorations are tacky (though I do like a tree decked out in white lights), and people who insist on saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "happy holidays" make me want to punch them.

I like Christmas food. I like coming up with ideas for gifts for my friends. I like getting things. If I could turn Christmas into a event where you invite your friends over for a potluck dinner and exchange gifts, that would suit me just fine.

Actually, I do celebrate two other holidays in December: Crunkmas and Chronicah. Crunkmas mostly involves getting drunk with people you like. Chronicah involves getting high as fuck with people you like and also exchanging gifts. I came up with Chronicah in... 2006, I think? I was the Chronicah Fairy and stole gifts for all of the like twenty people who showed up. It was beyond epic.

Anyways, my December holidays > your December holidays. Even if I can't celebrate them any more. I might throw an impromptu Chronicah celebration with a few people before finals are over.... I mean, I have all this weed and so many people to smoke it with.