13,900 words! If only I wrote drabbles. xD

No but seriously who thinks I can do a 500-word Pushing Daisies fic by midnight titled "Itty Bitty's Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini"? Or is that too gimmicky a title?

....come on, Kristen Chenoweth in a bikini. You know you want it too. Actually, here, let me photoshop. Everything's real but the color of the bikini (it was pink):



Mmm.


edit: yeah, I did it. 14,960 words! If I made it porny I could have broken 15,000, but I can't break the porn barrier with Olive and Emerson. At least, not right now. xD