Whoa, it's like I have a time machine, this meme is so old. In LJ time, anyway. >.>

Take the first lines of your last ten stories and run each of them through Translation Party until they reach equilibrium, or until the program gives up on you. Post the results.


1. Eleven Days.
we need to talk
The text is the first Gabriel has heard from his twin in eleven days.

PARTY: Gabriel 11 days, we pass the text of the twins are every day people have heard of him from day one to day needs.
...like a chain text?

2. Edge.
"And cut!" Bennet crossed his arms, smirking when the actors ignored him and kept kissing.

PARTY: "And cut!" Bennett, Kisukurosuamu actor continues to ignore the smirking.
...weird. onward!


3. Nanshoku (The Beautiful Way Detour)
Daimyo Nakamura Kaito was a just ruler, stern and principled, and although his heart had hardened after the death of his wife he never descended into cruelty, as some lords did.

PARTY: His wife, the Kaito Nakamura, in order to heal the hearts of the cruel death of his only descendants of the rule, he has some rules of the lord.
......uhhhh..... sounds a little D/s-ish, yeah?


4. Grudge Match
"I know you're still here." If it weren't for the fact that Sylar had actually come back, Luke would say he sounded disinterested... but he had come back.

PARTY: "I'm still here." In fact, Sylar, in fact, he is not coming ... but Luke and disinterested approach, France.
So Luke isn't intrigued by the continent and Sylar's got some ED issues? Whole new look at THAT fic...


5. Steady Hands
The brush was tipped with hair from the finnek, a revered animal that looked to Sulu like a cross between a chinchilla and an iguana; the ink was made from the bark of the raklan tree that grew in the temple courtyard, the twisting branches of which reminded Spock of a bonsai tree his mother had kept throughout his childhood.

PARTY: raklan that point, the courtyard of my chinchilla, Supokkuta spirit is the brush, Surukurosuiguana tree branches and animal hair Finnek, skin, next to the room of children. Please. It is important to shoot hoops to please bonsai. Nejirimasu mother.
THE COURTYARD OF MY CHINCHILLA AWAITS. NOW, TO SHOOT THE HOOPS PLEASINGLY. what! xD


6. Touching and Touched
The madness recedes suddenly, nothing like the way it came on: as if the plak tow were a smoke slowly obscuring his senses, then a veil ripped away with deceptive ease.

PARTY: Madness is what comes to a sudden resignation: We slowly towed us to our sense of our people veil covering the corruption we strip people of their own plak smoke was easy.
...this seems like it's telling me that Vulcans are all straight-edge kids. xD


7. Itty Bitty's Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini
"How many times do I have to tell you to get off my desk?" Emerson Cod asked for the fifth time that day and the seventy-third time since he met Olive Snook, the woman currently perched on the corner of said desk, whose expression matched the unexpected weather: cloudy with a good chance of rain.

PARTY:"Do I need to run a lot of time on the table?" This Emasonkepukoddo, he is 37-2, the rain nearly 25,222 predicted one, one, one of the equations of the second one Oribusunuku 2 was in one corner of the front: I am interested in the air like the clouds do not expect to buy present to meet the needs of women for the following people that you need.
I like how "Emerson Cod" becomes "emerson cape cod" mid-party! And how 73 turned into 37-2 somehow.


8. Sip and Kiss Them While They May
The U.S.S. Eclipse was a small, swift vessel, primarily a science ship; with a crew of barely a hundred men, women and other, she explored toward the Beta Quadrant, marking habitated planets for some other ship to make first contact, mapping and exploring unpopulated ones when possible.

PARTY:Eclipse is a scientific ship that is primarily a small ferry. 100 cases of men, I am the only woman, she and I, and the planet so it is shipped to us in a different quadrant has been marked as a beta version of my first attempt habitated the other crew can be implemented.
100 CASES OF MEN? Sign me up, yo. lolwut.


9. Doll Parts
"Nina." The anaesthetic should have worn off by now; William is certain that the only reason Nina Sharp still sleeps is because she likes to defy his expectations.

PARTY: "Nina". Today's closing price, contrary to the expectations of anesthesia, if she was wearing. Uiriamuninashapu reason is the only reason that is yet.
Best transliteration of smushed up names ever? Today's closing price, but only if she's wearing...


10. Fluid Dynamics
Sometimes, the best shore leave is the kind that happens on a barely-inhabited planet, a temperate M-class cleared for a few days' relaxation in which there is nothing to do but actually relax.

PARTY: In some cases, a few days the rest of the best experiences and results later in the order of the other planets, in some cases, to complete the beach, after monitoring the impact of the warm and living some training.

,,,so first you make sure you aren't overhearing the planet, and then you get shore leave? xD



Also, watch your back for my pollen-based attacks, bitches, because I am a prity prity flurr.

You Are An Iris

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