Okay, I set the coffee maker, then I made muffins, NOW I'm going to bed. Well, after this.


01. I've come to realize that my butt: probably gets stared at more than my tits do.
02. I've come to realize that when I talk: I should probably hold up a sign indicating when I'm being deadpan opposed to being serious, because it seems like people can't tell.
03. I've come to realize that if I love someone: I'm going to do something to catastrophically fuck that up in short order.
04. I've come to realize that I need: to go to bed before 1 a.m. if I want to pretend my moods are stable.
05. I've come to realize that I've lost: any kind of reasonable perspective I once had about life.
06. I've come to realize that I hate it when: the internet takes itself too seriously.
07. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk: I'm going to smoke a lot of cigarettes.
08. I've come to realize that money: may not be the root of all evil, but sure sends a lot of business that way.
09. I've come to realize that my mother: is the best mom ever, and I'm damn lucky to have her and not any of my friends' mothers.
10. I've come to realize that I'll probably always be: a space case.
11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on: almost anyone in a pair of glasses.
12. I've come to realize that the last time I cried was: not going to be the last time I cry.
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone: would be better if it were MINE and not Julia's-and-mine.
14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning: my dreams are never going to follow me up.
15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night: I have to put some work into falling asleep.
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about: how broken things are NEVER made good as new.
17. I've come to realize that babies: should be a privilege, not a right. ha.
18. I've come to realize that when I get on LiveJournal: there's probably going to be more I don't care about reading than what I do.
19. I've come to realize that today I will: well, I did everything, day's over.
20. I've come to realize that tonight I will: not get to sleep before 2, probably.
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will: be pretty busy.
22. I've come to realize that I really want to: make something significant of myself.
23. I've come to realize that who is most likely to repost this is: going to do it whether I point them out or not.
24. I've come to realize relationships: don't generally work out for me.
25. I've come to realize love: is a lot better in fiction than in reality.
26. I've come to realize my best guy friend: can't be that bothered, if he can't make time to see me when I'm in town.
28. I've come to realize food: is something I'm pretty decent at doing.
29. I've come to realize that when I'm a boyfriend: I have suddenly switched genders.
30. I've come to realize girls and boys: will never understand each other.
31. I've come to realize over the summer: that I really like the phrase "ass-deep in alligators."
32. I've come to realize heartbreak: sucks from either side.