Heroes liveblogging!


Okay, so... I'm never going to figure out Samuel's power. Now he's a walking fountain pen? In a suit, no less.

Peter got served? Ouch. You try to do something nice like save a motherfucker's life...

Nice alarm clock, cat lady. Who you? Oh, this is the deaf lady, isn't it? That's my guess.

Aw, crazy Matt. Poor crazy Matt. Sylar's commentary: he's become a LOLSylar. That's all I can think. Oooh, how's he going to fuck with Matt now? What's he going to see? Or not see... Oh, just Sylar. Everywhere. WHOA WAIT WUT? Helpful head-Sylar? Dude.

Happy Bennets, lol. Nice plaid, Claire. No seriously that's a hideous shirt. Avoidy-Claire is avoidy. Wait, was that a co-ed bathroom? WTF kind of dorm is she living in? Ahaha, sneaky Gretchen. Way to go, Noah, invite your daughter's will-nbe girlfriend to lunch.

"I can't believe people really say that." LOLSylar strikes again! He really is a sexy hallucination. "I always thought I'd be an excellent cop." Yes, actually, I can see that. Ohhh, that's fucked the fuck up.

ahaha, Peter, deaf lady, submitted in writing. Yes, you are talking to yourself, smart boy. Confuse the poor lady, bust her mug, oh hai Samuel, sup?

Suspicious Peter is suspicious! Smart. Ooh, Samuel's playing the victim card. Yeah, not the way to get to Peter.

Hee! I like Emma. She's intriguing.

Hahaha, Claire, you uncultured brat. And sneaky Gretchen is sneaky again. Man, I want Indian food now. Fuck. Wow, no one is actually saying what they mean in that conversation....

"Oh yes you did, Mr. Parkman!" lmao, oh man, Sylar is getting all the best lines.

Oh hi, bipolar Claire. Is she your only friend or is she the girl you're trying to avoid?

Little girl under the stairs... does anyone else remember Molly? Oh look, Sylar fucked him HARD. Nice job, Sylar! I hate that he did that, but he did it so well...

Hi Hesam! What's cooking, good-looking? ...yeah, how can Peter cause all those accidents? OH SNAP. Dissed by the buddy.

....nice job breaking and entering, carny man. OH HAY, AWESOME USE OF POWER. I'm impressed with the not-good in this episode!

Awww, eating disorder girlfriend. Poor Gretchen.

...you mean a series of unfortunate events, Claire? lol. OOOOH, FULL DISCLOSURE. :O

Peter, you weirdo. It's not creepy at all to suddenly show up next to someone... Aw, Samuel. Hugs for the carny. Odd little heart-to-heart there... and there's Emma. Hi Emma! Nice light show you got there.... ooooh, pretty sounds and colors. I doubt that guy would just let her play his cello like that, but nifty anyway....

Aw, they had to show Hiro in the cutaway. What's he up to? We're not going to see tonight, are we.

Big house, ohhhh, interesting backstory, poor Samuel. D: Hugs for the carny x2.

Oh hey, Death Cab For Cutie, I hear you in the background there. Grapevine Fires indeed. ...I wouldn't INVITE HER to do the cutting, jeez. But she does look impressed... healing is a chick magnet. xD Claire's rehearsed speech, heee.

Did she just ask to borrow Claire's diary? Weird... why doesn't she just look at her online oh right, most people aren't LJ addicts, lol.

Poor Matt. He looks so wrecked. OH SNAP. I'm proud of you too, Matt. You'll make an interesting bad guy in a way that you just weren't interesting as a good guy, I'm afraid.

This is... the house Samuel was at? Mmhm. What is his POWER? Is it ink or is it dirt? WHAT.

Hmm. The trailer for next week... doesn't look all that interesting, actually. Hey, Lie To Me is on! Yay!