My sister's class was delayed, so she refuses to drive me to school on time for my class. FML.

I was playing with my kitty, and he suddenly got vicious on my foot and now there are claw holes in the sole of my foot that I am going to feel all day. FML.

I know I only have to go to these last two lectures and then Thursday are the finals, but I still don't want to go to class today. FML.


It's not even 9 in the morning and I'm racking up FMLs like I'm trying to win a prize.