Sleep: bad. Not much of it. Not before 5 a.m., ambien or no. Full of nightmares. Why do I keep having dreams about getting into physical fights with teachers? I kicked his ass, but that's not the point.

I'm kind of wrecked about doing anything right now. I only have two Dresden Files books left D: but almost a whole season of Eureka! So that's good. Plus, a whole bunch of movies. I watched Eagle Vs. Shark, which was... quirky, and had a cute ending, but wasn't awesome? It was okay. Jemaine Clement needed a haircut. xD Also, I've been playing Drawn to Life, but I'm stuck on the World 2 boss. He freaking blows. D:

Speaking of movies...


You know what I'm all about, right? LINKSPAM.

I know I'm late to the party, but... Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon. And Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck. And I AM DYING OF LULZ. (edit: thanks for this, dougs! Elizabeth Banks is fucking Seth Rogen!)

Speaking of lulz, Anonymous/Scientology fanfic exists, and it brings MIGHTY lulz.

Guess My Crime! This is... more fun than it should be. xD Match the mugshot to your expectation and check the dropdown to see if you're right. I'm pretty good at guessing.

Life imitating art... Is the election following the plot of The West Wing? Does this mean Obama ftw? :D?

Why eating a Big Mac is cheaper than eating a salad; or, the misallocation of government food production subsidies. I picked up on some of this while reading The Omnivore's Dilemma, but I didn't realize how extreme the divide was. And the grains subsidies go a lot to the production of one specific kind of corn, that then is processed into high-fructose corn syrup. Not good!

The soft glowy box of the future! The Honda Puyo concept is so cute and friendly, I would drive it all over! They want it to be like an adorable pet... well, it is!

Om nom nom, tortoises in the fridge. Hibernating ones... 75 of them. I like the one down in the crisper drawer the best. xD

Police dogs got shoes! Poor things, my dogs refused to walk with anything on their paws.... I wonder how much training it took to get these dogs used to the ADORABLE LITTLE DOGGY BOOTIES.

Blood tests could prove bipolar disorder. While this is cool, I am concerned about the privacy issues surrounding it brought up in the article-- I wouldn't want someone denying me for a job because of a blood screening.

Speaking of blood tests, Pot School in California educates people on the growing and use of marijuana. Useful for those planning to open dispensaries, but also for private sector people with interests. xD Oaksterdam University. Sign me up for a diploma, I'd make more growing than I ever could on anyone's books.

Transforming furniture! I love this stuff. The fold-out bookshelf and the couch-bed are the coolest, in my opinion, but the room-in-a-box is pretty hot.

Passive-aggressive Notes.com. Oh man, these get pretty hilarious. I went back twenty pages last night.

...and I'm spent. Whoo. Back to KoL and bugging Kristin into watching Eureka with me!