I am so fucking blitzed and a lot of the keys on this laptop don't work. oh shit.

I have been getting more fake action tonight than I've gotten real action in the past year. Sad but true.

That's ok, my friends have very nice boobs. Also tomorrow I will probably regret offering a threesome to two of my best friends. But probably not.

Damn I want to get laid. D:

hooooly shit.

Amber, I'm sorry I came on to you and your Kevin. That was inappropriate. Sry.

...fuck I'm drunk.

man.

this is kind of ok though.

Whoooooa.

Considering how completely fucked I was last night and how poorly I slept (WHO SAWS WOOD AT SEVEN AM ON A SUNDAY? SERIOUSLY?) I feel pretty spectacular. I believe my genetic makeup is encoded to go "ooh, whiskey! good'un!" and metabolise it well. xD

Among other things, my plans for today include reading the new Dresden Files book and finishing Dan in Real Life (finally), and making a kickass gourmet pizza to celebrate Kristin being done with her senior exam. Possibly a little sunbathing (by which I mean reading outside, lol) if it warms up some more.

Mmmmhm.