I had some freaking weird-ass dreams, especially considering how little actual sleep time I logged. The first (and weirdest) one was about going to family therapy with Frasier and Niles and their mother, which is especially bizarre because I don't think I've ever seen an entire episode of that show, and also because I was posing as their little sister. (wtf) Then there was this Indian couple with an adorable baby, they let me hold him and I don't know where the parents went but suddenly the sprinklers went off and we had to leave the building, and I was trying to protect the baby with my body because I couldn't let him get wet.

Then there was this crazy paintball thing! xD And nuns. But mostly, chasing Niles around with a paintball gun.

Also, dinosaurs that talked.


Maybe I should get less sleep more often, that was pretty awesome, actually.

Motherfucker, my computer didn't even stay on 10 minutes that time. What gives?

It's fucking snowing.

It is April 30. Why the fuck is it snowing?

;_;


Also, my computer's on-time has reached a low of four minutes. WHAT THE HELL.

Today is already made of fail and it's only 9 in the afternoon morning. APRIL YOU SUCK.

I'm going to cry in the shower.

...Kristin is also going to cry, because there is a cat in her boxspring. Don't ask how.

So here's the thing, I have 20 voice posts per month and I never make any. I'm going to be oot and aboot today, so this will be a fun game. Because a) I sing, an embarrassing amount and usually in public and b) I like **reader input**!

Send me a text message via LJ, with either a song (something I know plz) or a topic, and I will give you that song a la Dani, or a five-minute ramble about the topic of your choice.

Fun for the whole family! But probably not work safe. xD

Come on peoples, keep me entertained while I'm running errands. ♥

Okay, fine, don't play with me. Y'all suck. :P

I got almost everything I had to do today done! The pharmacy didn't go well, because my scrips were outdated (argh) so I have to try and get in touch with the good ol' head-shrinker. I called and no one picked up, not even the answering machine. LAME.

I have an appointment tomorrow at 3 for assistance. Om nom nom food plz.

Now I am totally broke, but I have a pretty yellow-and-red rose, so all is okay.

I applied for a job at Pizza Bono working the late night register. I can dish up pizza until 4 AM, no problem! xD That would actually be cool. I could be the hot pizza chick. The only problem would be dealing with drunks, but fuck it, I can do that.

Damn, I forgot that I have to leave for my Poppy's birthday festivities on Friday. I have to do some shuffling to figure out Iron Man AND getting on the road. Oops. (I don't mind missing my aunt's party. Robert Downey Jr. > getting drunk.)