I have been having a weird, mostly unpleasant day.

It has gotten significantly better since Amber rescued me from the side of the road.

I'm a tad bit drunk now. Whooooooo.

One day I will kill Tyler Roushia, and life will be sweet. That one-nutted son of a turd.

No, seriously, he only has one testicle. Tell your friends. Blog about it.

has I been a twit today?

• 07:51 Note to self: Ambien was prescribed to you for a reason. Eat the damn pills BEFORE you can't sleep until 3am, okay? Love, me. #
• 09:56 MotherFUCKERS. Evergreen didn't even call me for an interview. They just filled the position. I am going to have to start selling my body. #
• 09:57 Does anyone know the going price of a kidney? I really only need one of those... #
• 09:57 MotherFUCKERS. Evergreen didn't even call me for an interview. They just filled the position. I am going to have to start selling my body. #
• 14:20 Brandy hates being lonely... It's a surprise to turn around and find a pit bull in your bed, though. #
• 14:35 Tyler is on probation. Ha. This means we can't live together... which should mean he has to leave. >> Eh. Cold shower now. and... ... #
• 17:39 Rereading is better than comfort food. I wonder how long it'll take me to go through the Dresden Files again. #
• 17:55 Someone get me out of here. I am not a villain because I don't want to clean everyone else's dishes. I've used butter knives only this week. #
• 20:06 I can't find my external drive. Fuck. Also unless I can put the Oxbow Murder into effect, I am ditching this place as long as possible. #
• 20:08 Of course it's fucking raining when I want to bike the hell away from this place. Of course. #
• 20:09 I'm maybe 1/4 the way to Kelly's... maybe less. I am about ready to throw myself into the Saranac. #
• 20:11 Even walking in the rain is warmer than my shower this morning. #
• 20:49 Amber rescued me from the side of the road. She is my hero. Now, to get so fucked up I forget about the one-nut wonder. #

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Threesomes for brunch?

It is hard to update when you have to use the on-screen keyboard for the letters E, D and C. Forgive me my typos.

I have a problem with sleep. Namely, that I can't at any decent hour. Maybe I should go west, the jet lag to Seattle should be about right to fix it.

The worst part of late empty nights is the time to think. I don't need to have four or more unbroken hours to ponder every wrong choice I've made, but that's what ends up happening regardless.

Potential good stuff: getting together with Mike in the early evening. Ooo. I'm bringing Watchmen and Wanted for him to borrow. A boy to geek out with, just what I wanted!

I miss having a basement. Lying around in a basement when it's too uncomfortable to sleep is A+ summer fun.

I went five days without a cigarette. That's a pretty good first run, right? I only fucked it up because I was so agitated yesterday. Now I have to start the count again, but I have a goal to beat instead of the admirable but indefinite "stop smoking." I have to beat my own best score! xD

This summer doesn't seem like it's been particularly kind to anyone I know. Am I just at that age when we're all coasting through the seasons on autopilot? God knows it's been hard to pin down one month from another for a while...

Apparently MTV is going to remake the Rocky Horror Picture Show. NO. BAD MTV. NO COOKIE. I have to admit, I am curious about who they'll cast, but still! No.

Mall now! Woo!