has I been a twit today?

• 12:11 Strange unsettling dreams of packing, lightning from clear skies, always being a day behind and the saddest brown eyes with a spark of hope. #
• 17:02 I just had the BEST AFTERNOON EVAR with Gabby. Dr. Who/Torchwood nerdery, sarcasm at the world, mallwalking and ice cream. Fantastic! #
• 17:14 It seems like now I'm leaving, I'm running into people I know everywhere I go. #
• 18:54 I'm not crazy. You're the one that's crazy. #
• 22:24 I am completely making a fool of myself in bowling. #
• 22:26 I just got a strike. And Julia is making me listen to someone she says is better than Regina. I don't agree but she is really good. Adele. #
• 22:30 Scratch that. I got nothing this time. Embarrassing. #
• 23:13 I am better by assosciaton by being on George and Dennis's team. George got me one strike, but I managed a spare before and a strike after! #
• 23:25 I got a 112. Oh my god I hit double digits. #
• 23:35 My sister is so much cooler than I am. I'm mostly proud but, honestly, a little intimidated. Now I return alone while everyone else parties. #

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The importance of checking before you begin baking: If I had known that there was no blender here, I never would have started to make pumpkin puree. This is going to be some lumpy-ass bread.

HELP ME FRIENDSLIST-WAN KENOBI. YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.

Okay. So. My mother.

I love her dearly, but she's planning on voting for McCain. I have tried to talk to her about it, but she is psycho.

PLEASE. Direct me to, or explain to me how, to convince a religious woman that abortion and gay rights are not a good enough reason to vote Republican this time around. Link me to talking points, or proof about Obama's policies vs. McCain's, especially when it comes to Taking Care of People, because that's a lot of what she does as a Salvation Army officer.

I'd be able to do this myself except, hello, I have been cut off from the world since May, I barely even know what I should be saying to her. -_-

Thank you all for your help, I know enough of you are rabid supporters that I will end up with a nice juicy portfolio of "THIS IS WHY, MOM. THIS."