Seven. Seven freaking stories for that meme, and two more in progress. I HAVE A PROBLEM, PEOPLE. SRSLY. (and the worst part is no one will write MY prompts D: D: D: )

Okay, okay, I'm shutting up about Heroes after this: NEW ONE TONIGHT AAAAH YAY

Now? Now is time for links.

1000 free Photoshop brush sets, and some of them are wicked nice. Graphicsy people, take note.

Pet rats. That surf. SURFING RATS YOU GUYS. Sure, they look like... well, drowned rats... but this is freaking awesome! And cute! I can't even teach Heather to use a ratty litter box, never mind surf.

Film noir is awesome. Muppets are awesome. So a film noir movie starring Muppets is going to be LEGENDARY. I am SO there.

This campaign is getting ugly: the race for President, D&D style. I laughed so hard I teared up.

GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?

OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

You've heard of buckyballs? Check out buckypaper. If they ever get that into mass production, it will be the shit. Do want.

Now, in infuriating news: Electronic votes in West Virginia are switching from Obama to McCain. Right in front of the voters' eyes. In counties where Republicans oversee the elections. AWESOME. fuck.

OH MATT. You are so adorkable, and you are not going to get laid. At least you still have Turtle.

HIRO YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD oh I am so glad, so very glad.

Mohinder! Bad scientist. No breakthrough for you!

Whoaaaaa, Arthur Petrelli, you are fucking terrifying. Also, Peter is too stupid to live. Take care of that for me.

Daphne, I'm not sure if I like you or not yet... but I am leaning toward yes.

Claire. Come on. Brave and all, but this episode could have used MOAR NOAH. Although Sandra, bang-up job, way to go.

Sylaaaaaar. You are such a mommy's boy. xD It's kind of awesome. Bring the awesome, baby. Someone needs to step up and do it.


eta: My absentee ballot came in! No one bothered to tell me, of course, but it was on the kitchen counter, and I CAN VOTE NOW WOO. Even if it doesn't affect me any more, I can vote against Lawliss for county judge. >3