I am fail at eating Oreos tonight. What kind of self-respecting fat kid can't twist apart the halves without breaking them?

Still didn't find either of the prescription bottles, fml.


My diabolical hand-steepling plans will be revealed tomorrow, as long as I don't forget by the time I wake up. Yep.



note to self: paper or thingy, not both

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Whoaaa, weird dream.

I was on the cast of Pushing Daisies and we were shooting the last episode in a school building for some reason. And everyone was getting all sentimental, "oh, I'll miss you guys," and Kristen Chenoweth and I had a big BFF hug, and then we got down to business. So it was all semi-normal Pie Hole stuff, except Ned said 'fuck' and I was like whoa! oh yeah this isn't even going to be broadcast lol. And then he tried to teach me Gibberish and I could. not. get it.

Then... something happened, break in the shooting, we ended up in a high school classroom and some dumbass teacher was trying to hook up some sound equipment and doing it entirely wrong. He wouldn't let anyone fix his screw-ups and when he turned on the speakers the resulting sound shattered all the windows and Lee got a big piece of glass in his leg. :(

And then he tried to remove it and suddenly it was like Trauma Center, I was like "I CAN DO ZAT" and extracted all the glass like the GQ professional I am, lol.


Generally, I prefer my dreams about Lee Pace to involve more sweat and less blood, but I'll take what I can get. Plus: Kristen Chenoweth's breasts.

I have mentioned before that Xena likes to spend her time in my room. I have also mentioned that she's a smelly old dog. ♥

And I know I've mentioned that she is terrified of wind. Unless she's been given some kind of doggy downer (yes, my dog has been prescribed anxiety medication for days like this...) she will shiver constantly and never sit still.

So when it's briskly windy, the trees making a nice shushing that's very calming, my room is getting nicely aired... I have my windows closed and my face up to stinky dog face, petting her and trying to calm her down.

I love my doggy. ♥ And I'm very glad that she doesn't sleep on my bed with me. xD

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oh god the heat the humidity



I'm meeeeeltiiiiing.....



:( why isn't tinypic showing the images I leave in comments? I bet it's all hot and lazy too.

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Even after a shower, my hands still smell like chocolate. :3 I am going to eat the hell out of this cake after dinner (omg stuffed peppers yussss) and basically sit here and get sugar high and watch Star Trek. :D

I have a couple of Dreamwidth codes, anyone want?


Also, just for reference, in that poll? I was asking for physical mailing addresses, not e-mail addresses. So future fillers-out know. Because I can't e-mail you things which may not necessarily be inherently evil.

I feel like I've just been mugged by a package of Oreos.

Holy balls that cake is intense.

Random and possibly brain-breaking thought:

Hawkeye Pierce and Leonard McCoy could totally be BFF.

Think about it for a second.