I am seriously craving black olives right now.

I have spent the past, er, five hours reading Harry Potter fanfiction and nibbling on chocolate, but now I just desperately want to crack open a can of black olives.

Even if I had a can, I don't have a can opener, so I'd be fucked either way...

Barring black olives, I think sunflower seeds could do in a pinch.

Why do I completely lack all kinds of salty nibbles? I know I have a sweet tooth, but I do enjoy other flavors. The closest thing I have is goldfish crackers and those won't satisfy me at all.

Stupid cravings.

I stayed up until 5am this morning reading Harry Potter fanfic ALL NIGHT LONG, because I was a little bit stoned and it seemed like a good idea at the time. This has brought me to the realization that the Harry/Ron/Hermione fic I really want to read probably doesn't exist, though. I have a very specific desire and I'm pretty sure nobody's written it. >.> At least, nobody on AO3, and nobody I can find on Delicious.

So I slept until 5, haven't left my room at all in the past 24 hours except to cross the hall to the bathroom, I'm cold and hungry and too lazy to go clean my spoons so I can have soup, so I may end up eating nothing but Thin Mints today.

I really should start doing the advertisement for Lohn, like, right now, except I think I'm going to put it off until tomorrow. It's not due until Tuesday and it will only take me about an hour to do the graphic design part and half an hour to do the accompanying explanation. I also have to do a reading journal for her comparing the 1984 Mac commercial to an "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" ad. Which just made me giggle, having been one of the original slashers of Mac/PC and the one who made the LJ community for them in the first place. (Which did make meeting John Hodgman even more giggle-inducing when it happened.)

I really do need to eat something though, I'm light-headed and a little bit ditzy at the moment, it's uncomfortable.

Oh, I did want to mention this: Anne Rice wants RDJ to play Lestat. My freshie is so excited over this prospect. I'm not entirely sure where I stand on it, except then she mentioned she wanted Matt Bomer for Louis and the thought of those two on the same screen broke my brain more than a little bit.

I don't know why I put my faith in Google Chrome to hold my tabs. Twice in three days it's lost them all, and I had all the stories I wanted to podfic plus a lot of people's christmas wishlists open this time around.

FEH. Technology is a fickle bitch.