Dear Internet:

I am a moron.

An intelligent person would not do the things I do, so I can't possibly be an intelligent person. Logically.

I'm sure this is not news to any of you, because you see evidence of the stupid shit I do on a near-daily basis, but I just felt it bears announcing formally.

One day, I will actually use the brain in my head and stop being so relentlessly idiotic, but today is not that day, even though today is just a very good example on several fronts of why I am very, very stupid.

And yet, even though I am confronted with the fact that I am a stupid person, I am kind of happy. Not about being stupid, just in general. Which is possibly just a side effect of hypomania, but even if that's all it is, I'll take it over being depressed any day of the week, but especially on Thursday.

Just, when I eventually flunk my thesis, someone remind me that I knew I was stupid this early in the semester? Thanks.