FUCK YEAH SOOKIE KILLED LORENA LIKE A FUCKING PRO

SOOKIE THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, WHAT UP

I wonder when they'll actually get around to telling us what makes her so yummy. I mean, I know, but when will the show say it?

Alcide is sexy as hell. He should have shot Debbie right in the head though. Dumb were bitch. Then again, if SHE dies like she did in the books too, I'm willing to wait. Lorena's death was awesome enough, I can definitely wait to see Debbie get her ticket punched too.

"Never really thought I was smart enough to get depressed..." Aw Jason, honey, you aren't. You're pretty, but you don't have three brain cells to rub together. I do love me some Hoyt, though. and I definitely have too much self-respect to beg anyone to write me some Jason/Hoyt although how the fandom hasn't already picked up on that is WAY beyond me Ahaha, Jason fucking Stackhouse, the police department's personal carwasher. Love it.

...and now I want biscuits. Damn it, True Blood, you are not supposed to make me hungry.

Awww, Hadley. Are they actually going to clue the audience in, or are all the vampires running around with privileged information now?

WHOA WAIT WTF, how was Bill in sunlight without burning? Whaaaaaaat.

SAM FUCKING MERLOTTE WITH A LEASH AROUND HIS NECK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK. That's what I want for Christmas.

...wait, Sookie doesn't have a blood type? What fresh hell is this?

Oh my god. Dog fighting makes me sick to my stomach. :( SO UNCOOL ON EVERY LEVEL. Poor Tommy. Hahaha Sam can intimidate dogs, he is superpowered.

Lafayette's shirt looks incredible on him, but I think it would look good on me too. That man can rock fashion like nobody's fucking business.

SAM, KICK THE SHIT OUT OF JOE LEE PLEASE, BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIM. come on, Tommy, walk, go with Sam, please. YES. Good boy.

Awwww. I love it when Jason acts all brotherly. It doesn't happen too often but I like it when it happens.

LMAO, Sookie's coma is so shiny and pretty, if I ever have a coma I want it to be like that.

YES YES YES CLAUDINE OH MY GOD YES I AM SO THRILLED THAT CLAUDINE IS HERE! OMG YOU GUYS FAIRIES, FAIRYLAND IS SO PRETTY! \o/

Awww, I want to see Tommy and Sam being all brotherly. ♥

Oh hell no Magister, back the fuck off and leave Pam alone, you sadistic motherfucker. Pam, still the mistress of witty repartee in the face of torture OH GOD NO SERIOUSLY NO ah thank god Eric showed up, that was horrific and it didn't even happen. Ooooh, Russell and the Magister don't like each other. And Russell don't give a fuck about what the Magister has to say, that's refreshing. And damn, Russell's fast. I thoroughly approve of all beating of the Magister about to ensue. lmao, shortest wedding ever, completed with the air kiss, awesome. Aaaaand vampire heads bust like water balloons filled with blood!

Man, this episode was pretty gross in places, but all in all I am pleased with how things turned out.