WHAT WAS YOUR?
1. Last beverage = Apple juice.
2. Last phone call = I can't remember the last time I answered my phone.
3. Last text message = My sister Rachael.
4. Last show you watched = My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
5. Last time you cried = I almost cried a couple of hours ago but I took a nap instead.

HAVE YOU EVER?
6. Dated someone twice = Yes, and it was one of the dumbest things I've ever done.
7. Been cheated on = Not that I found out about.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it = Yes.
9. Lost someone special = Yes.
10. Been depressed = I'm bipolar, of course I've been depressed. Clinically depressed. Suicidally depressed. I'm much better now.
11. Been drunk and threw up = Yes, but not since New Year's 2007. I can hold my liquor.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS
12. Grey
13. Blue
14. Green

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU?
15. Made a new friend = Yes, a couple.
16. Fallen out of love = No. Haven't even entirely gotten over a crush.
17. Laughed until you cried = Yes.
18. Met someone who changed you = Not in 2011.
19. Found out who your true friends were = This question is stupid.
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Yes, but they weren't saying anything bad.
21. Kissed anyone on your friends list = My girlfriend.

GENERAL
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life? = Quite a few. Maybe a dozen? I'm too lazy to count.
24. Do you have any pets? = A cat named Butcher and two rats named 21 and 24.
25. Do you want to change your name? = I used to, but I'm used to it now.
26. What did you do for your last birthday? = I went to Plattsburgh and went out to the bars with my friends. I did not get laid on my birthday but I did get laid pretty soon after that.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night? = Watching Venture Brothers with Julia.
29. Name something you can't wait for = Deathly Hallows part 2.
30. Last time you saw your Mother? = Last night before bed.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.
32. What are you listening to right now? = Some scientists talking. I'm watching a live feed of the lunar eclipse.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Yes, but the only Tom I've talked to recently is a complete douche.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now? = Being denied my petition to return to campus early.
35. Most visited webpage = Facebook.
36. Where do you want to be right now? = I'd like to visit Plattsburgh this summer but I don't see it actually happening.
37. Nicknames = Dani, Da, The Mystery (one day I'm either going to be a superhero or a supervillain, I swear)
38. Relationship Status = Two months, seven days? Doing fine.
39. Zodiac sign = Cancer.
40. Male or female? = Female.
41. Elementary? = Alfred J. Gomes Magnet School.
42. Middle School = Suffern Middle School
44. Hair color = Red. I dyed it the night I got back from college.
45. Long or short = I'm trying to grow it out. It's about, uh, an inch or two away from chin length.
46. Height = 5'4"
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = I'm trying to ignore the fact that the crush isn't going away despite being in a relationship.
48: What do you like about yourself? = My empathy and compassion and my creativity.
49. Piercings = None. I've never been pierced, not even my ears.
50. Tattoos = Five. VFD eye on left inner ankle, rat on left collarbone, lizard on right collarbone, (...) behind left ear, semicolon behind right ear. Plans for at least two more.

FIRSTS:
52. First surgery = I got my tonsils and adenoids out when I was in fourth grade.
53. First piercing = Has yet to happen, will not ever happen.
54. First best friend = Shantell.
55. First kiss = The first kiss I can remember took place after chasing a boy named Asa across the school yard. He wasn't into it.
56. First vacation = I went to California when I was 2, I don't remember anything about it.
58. First crush = uh, Robin Hood. From the Disney Robin Hood. Yeah, the fox.

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating = Nothing.
60. Drinking = Also nothing.
61. I'm about to = Go downstairs and find something to eat, then take this book out to the hammock.
62. Listening to = Still the scientists.
63. Waiting for = My mother to get home.

YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids? = No, never.
65. Get Married? = Maybe.
66. Career? = Social worker.

WHICH IS BETTER?
67. Lips or eyes = Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs.
69. Shorter or taller = Taller.
70. Older or younger = Older, though I'm dating someone younger than myself now.
71. Romantic or spontaneous = Romantic!
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = Nice arms.
73. Sensitive or loud = Sensitive.
74. Hook-up or Relationship = Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = I try to not make trouble as much as possible.

HAVE YOU EVER?
76. Kissed a stranger = No.
77. Drank hard liquor = Yes, I don't drink wine or beer though.
78. Lost glasses/contacts = Yes, right off my face doing 90 down the Northway as I threw up out the car window.
79. Sex on first date = It's happened.
80. Broken someone's heart = Yeah, and I still hate myself a little for doing it.
81. Had your own heart broken = Not romantically.
82. Been arrested = Twice.
83. Turned someone down = Yes.
84. Cried when someone died = Yes.
85. Fallen for a friend = Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
86. Yourself = Not as much as I should.
87. Miracles = No.
88. Love at first sight = No. Lust at first sight, yes.
89. Heaven = No.
90. Santa Claus = No.
91. Kissing on the first date = Sure, if it's going well.
92. Angels = No.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Ever liked someone who wasn't single? = Yes. See: Fall semester 2010.
94. Do you drink often? = Nope. Once every couple of months. I will possibly drink more often with a roommate who can also drink and a girlfriend who doesn't have to drive across town to get home any more.
95. Did you sing today? = No.
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = No.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? = Not very far. Maybe the 60s? I'd go to Woodstock and do lots of drugs.
98. If you could pick a day and relive it, what would it be? = I don't know.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love with somebody? = I won't fear love.
100. Will you title this note 100 truths? = No, I will not.