Okay. So. This is a very long list-- 101 people-- and it is still nowhere near exhaustive of all the crushes I've had in the past ten years. So if I'm missing someone you KNOW I think is hot and you are aggrieved by the lack of them, speak up and I'll go rustle up some more pictures. I just got tired of thinking after the first hundred people.

See if you can follow the logical progression, I promise there is one for the first half of the picspam and the last portion of it.


James McAvoy






Michael Fassbender






Hugh Jackman




Halle Berry




Patrick Stewart








Ian McKellen






Elijah Wood




Billy Boyd




Dominic Monaghan




Martin Freeman






Benedict Cumberbatch






Robert Downey Jr.






Gwyneth Paltrow




Scarlett Johansson




Jeremy Brett




Stephen Fry






Hugh Laurie




Naoko Mori




Gareth David-Lloyd




John Barrowman




Matt Smith






Arthur Darvill




Karen Gillan






Christopher Eccleston




Sendhil Ramamurthy




Kristen Bell






Zachary Quinto




Chris Pine




Zoe Saldana




Anton Yelchin




Simon Pegg




Leonard Nimoy




Anna Torv




Jasika Nicole




Melanie Laurent




Tim Roth




Gary Oldman




David Thewlis




Daniel Radcliffe




Rupert Grint




Emma Watson




Evanna Lynch




Matthew Lewis




Matthew Gray Gubler






Kirsten Vangsness






Shemar Moore




Matt Bomer




Tiffani Thiessen




Eric Szmanda




Michael C. Hall




Alexander Skarsgard




Sam Trammell




Nelsan Ellis




Rutina Wesley




Deborah Ann Woll




Joe Flanigan




David Hewlett




Amanda Tapping




Rachel Luttrell




Gillian Anderson




Alan Tudyk




Gina Torres




Summer Glau




Jewel Staite




Morena Baccarin




Jensen Ackles




Misha Collins




Zachary Levi




Kaley Cuoco




Dakota Blue Richards




Lee Pace






Anna Friel




Kristin Chenoweth




Cillian Murphy




Jack Davenport




Seth Green




Alyson Hannigan




Amy Adams




Seth Rogen




Justin Long




Justin Kirk




Mary-Louise Parker




Maggie Gyllenhaal






Jake Gyllenhaal




Anne Hathaway






Brad Pitt




Matt Damon




Bruce Willis




Patrick Stump




Gerard Way






Mikey Way




Amanda Palmer




Lady Gaga








John Darnielle






Justin Timberlake




Brian Cox




Seth Meyers




Jon Stewart






Stephen Colbert




Anderson Cooper








Rachel Maddow









And for those of you who don't want to click it (are you scared of the pretty? it won't bite), here's the picture of young Ian McKellen I was flipping out about earlier. Yum.