Hello. Your motherfucking city is UNDER SEA LEVEL and a CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE is heading on an almost direct course for you.
I have some sympathy, but please. Common sense people.
My friend who lives in New Orleans had the sense to get out with her family. Her I feel terrible for because it's almost a certainty that they'll return home to massive flood damage if not worse.
The rest can fuck off. Looting. Hack-sawing your way out of a roof and exhausting rescue efforts because you didn't think to get out while the getting is good. Yeah. You fuckers. This is god (and me) saying I fucking told you so.
Thank you New Orleans. Good night.
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