Wow. For once, Western Civ didn't suck. Martin Luther came in and explained the point of his 95 Theses to us, and aside from the really heavy German accent, it made a lot of sense what he had to say.

And then in EnviroSci, we got to split atoms and put them back together. I actually turned lead into gold! Go me! Clearly I am the best alchemist ever, especially better than the dumbass who just kept splitting off hydrogen and couldn't do anything with it. SHEESH. How hard is it, seriously?