:O I just ascended Landshark Says Candygram. :O :O :O Tomorrow is a muscle day, so hopefully I can get the baby Seal Clubber up to level 5 or 6... she's up to 3 already. \o/ I also finished a couple more stories for that table. I have the feeling I'm just writing for myself, but hey, not the first time.

Now, links!

George Romero talks about zombies. Apparently, they can't run because they'd break their ankles. I guess that makes sense.... Diary of the Dead is from the point of view of college students, kind of like Cloverfield, but I think it will be better. >>

Cats are being rounded up and killed in Beijing in preparation for the Olympics. DO NOT WANT ;___;

I don't think Bush has thought this waterboarding thing through...

Hillary Clinton has jumped the tracks shark. Just the cherry on a self-sabotage cake, really.

A map of Ludacris' hoes by area codes. AHAHAHA. Apparently, he's down with the east coast hoes, but he's not afraid of the flyover state bitches entirely.

The mechanics of the man hug. One more reason to put Obama in office: he knows how to man-hug. xD I'm glad girls can hug, because man hugs look unsatisfying.

An analysis of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah and its place in media today. Have I already made the ginormous Hallelujah covers post? I think I have...

Top 10 grammar myths. English is an evolving language! I'm glad that I don't have to worry about prepositions any more. I try to keep them in their place, but sometimes you just have to end a sentence with one.

The author of The Omnivore's Dilemma and The Botany of Desire says: Don't eat anything that doesn't rot. That means twinkies, pop-tarts, cereal... don't harsh my breakfast buzz, Michael Pollan! No, really though, I've read his books and they're very interesting, and this interview brings up a lot of things that you may not have thought about in terms of what you eat and why everything is made from the same basic things now, why whole foods are so expensive, that sort of thing.

I think I'm going to go to bed early tonight-- it should feel like eightish, but it feels more like ten to me right now. -_-