femmealunettes - you twits.

you twits.

has I been a twit today?

12:15 I was smoking on the porch swing; the mystery kitty sat next to me. I leaned over the railing; he jumped up and put his face next to mine :D #
16:49 More and more often, I look into car windows and mistake women for ugly lap-style dogs. Is teased hair back in? #
17:11 Overweight, pale, black lipstick and hat: if he had on a Cure shirt instead of My Chemical Romance, I would have him mailed back to the 80s. #
17:38 Apparently PHS is putting on Reefer Madness for their musical this year. I... don't know how they'll pull it off... but I's like to see it! #
18:52 Again: I love Jamie from Body Art. Death Cab + tattoos + awesome conversation = woo! #
20:06 Going to Mandy's to get crunk. Drunk + 3 year old always wanting my attention = ? #
20:27 I'm trying to psych myself up for drinking... it's not going too well. Maybe after my inhibitions are pre-lowered. Rollin'! #
20:28 Also: I fucking LOVE the new song by T.I. I don't know why... it's so catchy. #
22:21 Purple Drink is the shiz. #
23:12 Mandy is a drinking game nazi. She wants everyone to be as drunk as she is. #
00:03 Perfect mix of sloshed and burnt. #

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