Tomorrow, I do something I swore to myself I would never do.

I am going to a major shopping center on Black Friday, three hours before the sun even THINKS about coming up.

Me, my brother, my sisters, and Ryan Church in one small car, driving to Syracuse in the dark, battling our way through the Carousel Mall through frenzied ass-early shoppers.

If I don't post by midafternoon tomorrow, assume the worst.