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Nathan Petrelli can suck a diseased dirty elephant peener. Backstabbing traitor! RAGE. (Adrian Pasdar is a magnificent actor.) NO POINTS FOR YOU, SENATOR.

Peter. If anyone says "give me a hug", FUCKING RUN AWAY YOU DUMB ASSHOLE. Seriously, how retarded do you need to be to fall for that twice? Although: good looking in the paramedic uniform. Nice job pointing out Mohinder's thumb ring for ASS-SAVING ACTION. Why the hell can you absorb powers again? AND WHAT'S WITH THE GLIMMERY EFFECT? Three naive hugs out of five.

Noah Bennet, I used to love you so much, and now I want to bend you over my knee and spank you slap you in the face. It's too bad your canonical self is such a dick compared to your brave 5YG-self. One and a half pairs of horn-rimmed glasses out of five.

Claire. Oh Claire. You're lookin' good Hayden, but Claire you silly bitch. xD Vigilanteism works better with an offensive power, sweetie, but it was a bold effort. (ps, you couldn't have phoned Matt?) Nice kick-out on the driver there at the end, and way to freak your dad out! You get five pom-poms out of six!

Hiro and Ando! Oh my god, how much did I love Hiro and Ando. Hiro's unbounded enthusiasm! SHOOTING ANDO WITH A GPS TRACKER LOLOLOLOL the Ando-cycle! And the lair. And HIRO'S PASSWORD IS ANDO, OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON ANDO'S FACE WHEN HE FIGURED IT OUT. Ten million reluctant superheros out of ten million!

Matt has doubled up on powers! And he's figured out that life with Daphne is going to be not as cool as he thought. And USUTU. Matt is a prophet, lmaowtf? Okay, I'll take it. Poor Matt. Three out of four dead African mystics in your apartment.

Tracy... is still a slut. One ice cube out of five.

MOHINDER SWINGING A CAB DOOR INTO THE HUNTER. HIS HAIR IS SO GOOD. HE IS FUCKING ON HIS GAME. Oh, Mohinder, I'm sorry Noah is a cock and betrayed you. But really, you should have remembered: those who would give up liberty for security deserve neither. Nine thumb rings out of ten.

Sylar. Ohhh, Sylar. You poor abandoned boychild. Your family is confused in epic ways. Your mom is batshit and you got left behind by both of the Grays that had some claim to being your father, biologically or by marriage. Your dad's name is SAMSON for fuck's sake. Biblical much? Lusting after your brother's sister, also very Biblical. And you totally wrecked your dad's (creepy taxidermist) house with those rowdy friends of yours!

oh my god, Sylar taking out that whole hit squad and then "I like challenges :D" *sliiiiiice*

Fucking. A. Right. All of the brains, ever, plus one.

Is it next week yet? :D? :D? Oh I am so glad to have something to look forward to again! \o/