My printer is fucking with me.

Okay, I get that it's running out of ink, that's something I have to handle... but why does it completely fail to print only the letter L?! It does "i" fine, it does "I" fine, it does all the tall letters just fine... but the letter "L", nope, nowhere to be found on the printed page.

It also prints commas, but not periods.

WHAT IS UP WITH MY PRINTER. IS IT TRYING TO TELL ME--

oh wait, this is the setup for a bad joke, isn't it? It's wishing me a merry Christmas a couple months early. No L. I've heard this joke.

BUT IT ISN'T FUNNY WHEN I'M TRYING TO PRINT OUT MY BOTANY HOMEWORK