People, you are thoroughly failing to entertain me today.

Not that I'll be needing any entertainment for the next three hours, but still: in my free time, somebody should always be around to provide amusing commentary on something.

As it stands, I wasted a buck and a half on a soda that doesn't even have any caffeine in it, four bucks on a way-too-salty bowl of soup, and read through half the first canto of Don Juan, which is entertaining but not engrossing. I have two sources for this essay, and if I can't finish it by tonight then I'll take a letter grade drop and spend all day tomorrow on it. Better a B with lots of effort than a C because I don't give a crap, right?

I just need to not fall asleep for another 20 minutes and then I'll be in class and forced to interact with people. And have to defend my summary of the Enki myth. ("So he ate all the plants and then he got pains all over his body, and Ninhursaga gave birth to a minor god from each place that pained Enki." What the actual fuck, mythology?) It came out to 102 words. I think I may be the person who's kept closest to the assigned 100-word summary... and my first summary kicked ass, so maybe this one isn't too bad either.

If nobody besides asimaiyat comments on my fic by the time I get home at 4:30, I am going to cry. Just putting that out there. That's not really comment whoring, that's community insecurity, just to clarify. I don't want you to read it just to appease my whorish nature. I just... want people to want to read it, I guess? I need to do things for myself and not for general approval.

Also I am feeling really uncertain about tonight's Chuck from last week's preview. If they do what I think they're going to do I'm going to be pretty upset.

Looks like today is a ranty kind of day! Somebody shut me up, please.