My upstairs neighbors SUCK. Why would anyone go pounding about in what sounds like boots at 3:30 in the morning? I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

Urgh. I went to bed early because I felt like crap, and then I had some fucked up restless dreams, and then I got woken up a couple times by myself and then by my DOUCHEBAG NEIGHBORS. D: So now I'm sitting here feeling gross and pissy and eating Black Forest pudding and generally hating everything.

Good news: I have a job interview on the 16th. Bad news: it's at MVT, and working call centers blows, but at least they pay well and it's close to my house.

For everyone (and that's like four of you) who wanted me to do posts about sex, I'm going to do my first one tomorrow. There's going to be at least three, maybe more, and I'm smacking at least two under my adult filter, so if you want to see them, you might want to make sure I have you on it. (I probably do, though.)

I'm still taking topic requests, btw. And nobody else needs to ask for sex, okay? The posts are coming. (ba-dum-tish.)

I keep wanting to post a certain thing, but I don't want it to get lost in the crush of a boring post. So: expect some politics tomorrow. Not a whole bunch, but they'll be there.

...now I'm going to play Kingdom of Loathing until I pass out again.

Serious posts later, for now, some lighthearted links.

Wikipedia graffiti. BRILLIANT.

A bunch more amusing graffiti.

25 photos taken at the exact right time, and then 10 more of the same. (the second set is more amusing)

A detailed guide of the types of zombies, and how to deal with each sort.

And the best link out of this post:
25 great Calvin and Hobbes strips. I covet the Calvin and Hobbes collection so hard...

Today, I am going to employ the four laws of simplicity to the left side of my bedroom. Because it's a disaster area. Using it on the right side has significantly opened up floor space. :D Also in the plans: watching movies, going shopping (at the mall and the grocery store), paying the phone bill... probably taking out the trash... oooh, I have to recycle that ink cartridge, since I'm going to the mall. MEMORY!

Never made it out of the house today; a combination of hella strong wind and Amber not wanting to go out conspired against the plans. There's always tomorrow...

I did fix my bedroom around; I can open my closet now, but the rest of the room is kind of wrecked. >> And I think I'm missing a sheet that I need to remake the bed... oh well.I can open the closet! And that's what's important.

Does anyone want to buy a full-size (18 inch) American Girl doll? I have Felicity and Molly and they're just... sitting in a box, forlorn. This isn't exactly a loving home for dolls.

It is a loving home for KoL characters though, I'm up three more trophies on Gideon and within reach of two more tonight. \o/ I might get the Best Meal of My Life trophy by the end of the week. (60 White Citadel burgers, 10 White Citadel fries, 4 Cherry Cloaca-cola and 4 Diet Cloaca-cola. Yes. Harold and Kumar. xD) My trophy case is bitchin'. Tonight I start Landshark on the Hippie/Fratboy war, and Callum on the Holy McGuffin quest (which is really dependent on the luck of the RNG), and we'll see how those end up.

I made dinner tonight-- panfried tuna over baked potatoes-- and now I feel super nauseous. D: I might just make my bed and go to it early.