This is nifty and I stole it from dearjohnnycash. It kind of goes with the synaesthesia meme!

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 4:20pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Vulcan (shut up it's a valid answer).
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an otter.

If I were a direction, I’d be northeast.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy overstuffed couch.
If I were a liquid, I’d be a Mob Witness.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be lapis lazuli.
If I were a tree, I’d be a sugar maple.

If I were a tool, I’d be needlenosed pliers.
If I were a flower, I’d be an iris.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the gentle beginning of a summer shower.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d totally be a hammered dulcimer. (lol, hammered.)
If I were a colour, I’d be grey with a slight hint of blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be mild bemusement.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a cranberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be the rustle of a book's pages turning.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a vehicle, I’d be a minivan.

If I were a food, I’d be pasta salad.
If I were a place, I’d be the most comfortable side of the bed.
If I were a material, I’d be crisply pressed linen.
If I were a taste, I'd be 80% dark chocolate.
If I were a scent, I'd be brownies fresh out of the oven.